simplythebestest

As they dig a bigger hole for themselves, the last word they want to hear is spade To quote the Simpsons, "No, dig up stupid."

It's simple - they want negative press against us to avoid us building momentum and gaining the support of the masses. They also want to detract attention from the fact they are in big trouble financially. FACT!

Every time we go to pay a football debt, Green should film himself writing the cheque, putting it in an envelope and posting it. The footage should be sped up and put to the Benny Hill theme and whenever someone says we didn't pay them just call the fuckers at the Beeb and say 'Roll the tape.'

Don't know why everyone's so down on Puma, I think they are one of the classier sports brands.

What about Pumas?

Could genuinely just be a cashflow problem (waiting on cash from Sky maybe?). I wouldn't count my chickens just yet, but the next few weeks will be very interesting

Hope he's learned all the words to Penny Arcade

The SFA hearing will just be a giant buffet with lots of baloons and streamers, and they'll lift Ricky Little onto their shoulders and dance around the room singing along to sellik songs.

Amazingly, they will just hate us more. Jealousy is a terrible thing

Name one

Interesting. Where did you find this out?

He is saying he only selected players from us as a last resort? If I was a player I'd be so offended I'd pull out.

The great thing about American sport is you have so many different kinds of local teams to follow - football, basketball, 'soccer', baseball, hockey etc. Over here the only thing worth following is football (and even that is dying!). Good thing we have the most successful club on that planet to follow!

This should whip up a media frenzy. I've heard he's a good at poaching in the box. His temper sometimes boils-over, but if he can simmer down he should have a good season.

Dirty lying bastard. That is all.

Eh?

The seagulls or the stewards?

Are they the same caterers as last year? Azure?

KEEPING THE BALL ON THE DECK

Fixed that for you

Someone owned a company called Murray White?!?!?! WORST COMPANY NAME IMAGINABLE