MonkeyJug

Any humanoid creature from anywhere in the galaxy with the ability to a) point randomly at some names on a squadlist and b) fold the set of limbs which are uppermost on their body, could have achieved a 73% win ratio. The abilities of sight, sound and mental reasoning wouldn't even have been necessary.

Good article. The man sees what everyone else sees...

At that stage we'd had a couple of bad results, home and away. Paul Le Guen came into the dressing room and said 'don't worry, it'll be all right if we all stick together'. "It was about the sixth or seventh time we'd had a difficult result and I'd just had enough." It's a bit ironic that he now defends that pish McCoist serves up, saying he needs more time, blah blah blah...

He should leave for the health of those fans who watch his brand of football...

But then BP9 would be able to jizz over Ally's real face, rather than using a crusty old copy of Rangers News from 1989.

Chain him up in BP9's cellar...

This thread about the same Ally McCoist that has taken Rangers right back to the brink of being ruined? Cos that's the only one I know of, and he deserves every bit of abuse that is about to come his way... Sent from a Nexus 5 in Northern Ireland - does that make me less of a fan or does it make me more because I'm only here for the Orange walk today in Londonderry!?!?

How are ten of you gonna drown out 15000?

Never let the truth get in the way of a good Ally-lover's story!

What if the board probably (most likely) want him out, but need him to walk. They are probably praying for a massive protest before/during/after the match where thousands of fans will let McCoist know (with a few choice phrases) that his time is up. They obviously can't broadcast their support for this, but secretly, I bet they are willing it to happen. It's up to us, the fans, to save Rangers from this man and our time is Saturday - it MUST happen then otherwise we have missed the wave...

Ya look a lot younger though, mate!

Given what I heard you were doing yesterday, I'll fund your drinks... :thumbsup:

I'm in my 40s and loved Ally... I loved it when he scored that goal against Leeds. That hat-rick in the Cup Final. I loved that he was so good-looking and played for Rangers. I loved that he was voted sexiest footballer at Italia '90 and he was also a Rangers player! I loved that he was on AQOS and he was a Rangers legend. I loved all those little things he did that put rangers into people's thoughts and minds. But right now, I have nothing but contempt for the man!

7 or 8 games undefeated against postmen and binmen. Quick, someone alert the Queen - put the New Year honour list on hold!!

Did i read that right? Ally actually thinks his job is just to get us back to the Premier League??? What the fuck are we gonna do when we get there when we need 20 new players and we've no money, no infrastructure and no momentum!?

An idiot.

Basher = someone who views the club above any man.

The man is a shite manager - of that there is no doubt. But the question remains - is HE really that stupid, that he doesn't even realise just how shite he is?? If he is that stupid, then no, he's not here for the money, cos he actually thinks he's doing a great job, getting us back-to-back promotions. On the other hand, if he isn't stupid, then he's a &£@?!

Sorry, did you miss the fact he went unbeaten in the league last season? He's also got the highest win ratio of any manager in EUROPE and considering he is still classed as a rookie, that's pretty damn impressive! He's earned it!

Yep, very appropriate... My favourite choice so far.

I used to have 'MO MUST GO' on the back of my Rangers top when I was 16. Is 41 considered too old to have slogans on the back of your top!?! If not, I'm off to Tee-Shirt City in the morning!

Is there a hidden meaning in that name? (Serious question) other than him being overweight and it rhyming with Ally? Still a funny pic though, and sums up just how clueless he is... If I didn't laugh, I'd cry. Besides, I can think of worse things that he gets called by our own fans (and rightly so). The man has become like a cancer on our club...

For what!? I can't be the only one who finds that hilarious!!

They don't. I think it's safe to assume the majority those 53 votes are from imposters on the wind-up...

Someone just needs to link him to this forum - that's all it takes, then he can see for himself. I'd be very, very surprised though if the top-dogs at Ibrox don't spend time reading through this and other rangers forums. It makes sense that you would. Which makes it all the more baffling that Super hasn't already been booted to fuck!