You are a pauper mate, I get more than that for my pension. Coming on here and bragging about your salary as if you're minted. Behave!
Don't forget your 10% that you pay to the chapel, I see you John Paul
I was going to head down for a wee session but have changed my mind. I can't trust myself to behave so I will leave it so as not to embarrass the club. I will listen on the tranny.