numansnewman 25 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 did it klingon to his face ? and i hope his face aint warped Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,487 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 did it klingon to his face ? and i hope his face aint warped Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyFRFC 10 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 lmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae 15,288 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 i heard when he was at stmirren he was injured when he tried to cut his finger nails with a blender Obviously just one of those accident prone people ... thank god he didn't become a surgeon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoyd 355 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Just seeing the title of this makes me crack up. He must be getting ripped in the dressing room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno72 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 An oeuf of these jokes, he's a cracking right back! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
numansnewman 25 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 bet he woke up with egg on his face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
numansnewman 25 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 bet he woke up with egg on his face thought he was a RB..not a poacher.. ITS THE BEST I CAN DO i will get my coat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunter 0 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 To the tune of ¨"Here we go, here we go, here we go¨" I give you: "Embryo, embryo, embryo¨" an there´s room fur ¨Umbro¨in there somewhere as well... and ¨Kirk must go¨ ¨worse than Flo¨ Sorry lads... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab 73 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 I'm sure Boab will be on soon asking if the eggs in question were of the free range variety. Just read the thread now, but of course (what should be) up-standing individuals who play for The Rangers and who are Scottish internationals like Kirk does are role models to society and kids should be buying free-range produce - the best health and moral wise. Btw, I've cooked both poached and Scrambled Eggs in the microwave - can work really well! Infact Scrambled Egg in the microwaves was one of my first culinary masterpieces! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltonLoyal 2 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 An oeuf of these jokes, he's a cracking right back! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanne73 514 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 It must have been a slow news day, I demand an eggsplanation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest therabbitt Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 I'm sure Boab will be on soon asking if the eggs in question were of the free range variety. Just read the thread now, but of course (what should be) up-standing individuals who play for The Rangers and who are Scottish internationals like Kirk does are role models to society and kids should be buying free-range produce - the best health and moral wise. Btw, I've cooked both poached and Scrambled Eggs in the microwave - can work really well! Infact Scrambled Egg in the microwaves was one of my first culinary masterpieces! Give it a fucking break. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab 73 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 I'm sure Boab will be on soon asking if the eggs in question were of the free range variety. Just read the thread now, but of course (what should be) up-standing individuals who play for The Rangers and who are Scottish internationals like Kirk does are role models to society and kids should be buying free-range produce - the best health and moral wise. Btw, I've cooked both poached and Scrambled Eggs in the microwave - can work really well! Infact Scrambled Egg in the microwaves was one of my first culinary masterpieces! Give it a fucking break. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltonLoyal 2 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 I'm sure Boab will be on soon asking if the eggs in question were of the free range variety. Just read the thread now, but of course (what should be) up-standing individuals who play for The Rangers and who are Scottish internationals like Kirk does are role models to society and kids should be buying free-range produce - the best health and moral wise. Btw, I've cooked both poached and Scrambled Eggs in the microwave - can work really well! Infact Scrambled Egg in the microwaves was one of my first culinary masterpieces! Scrambled eggs in a microwave invariably come out rubbery (and no, i'm not Chinese) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluenoseGaz 27 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Hes a fud he'll probably have a face like ribery now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny 0 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 What a prick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltonLoyal 2 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 What a prick ok you've had your 3 strikes, jog on priest piper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Stick to what your good at Kirk, not quite sure if that is a footballer? Hope he is ok though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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