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I have heard a rumour recently that Alan Smith, Tonel and David Healy are forming a consortium to buy Rangers. They will register themselves as players and the first signing will be David Trezeguet. The plan is then to team up with the guys from Weir pumps and Las Vegas Sands casinos to rebuild Ibrox based on the Japanese world cup stadium. Graeme Souness will be chairman. Anyone else heard this rumour?

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I have heard a rumour recently that Alan Smith, Tonel and David Healy are forming a consortium to buy Rangers. They will register themselves as players and the first signing will be David Trezeguet. The plan is then to team up with the guys from Weir pumps and Las Vegas Sands casinos to rebuild Ibrox based on the Japanese world cup stadium. Graeme Souness will be chairman. Anyone else heard this rumour?

You'll be from the same camp that's been posting a load of pish on here all summer then?

GTF

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No no no no no Tiger Woods is buying Rangers has seen how well the driving range is doing at Clydebank and wants a piece awe the action!!!!!!!!!

Get a grip and multiply, please, you sad illegitimate poster you!!!!!!!!!

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This doesn't even compare to the hilarity of Operation Tango. They've been fucking livid about that & losing the SPL all summer & somehow think that some seriously suspect (IE unbelievable) transfer & takeover rumours are payback. Only inbred could think in this way...

Once a filthy knuckle dragger, always a filthy knuckle dragger. :lol:

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I saw the deal being signed when I passed Ibrox on my flying carpet. Story to break on Monday.

In the aftermath of you passing by, stones and gravel were thrown up that chipped the paint on my Bentley!! :p20:

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I have heard a rumour recently that Alan Smith, Tonel and David Healy are forming a consortium to buy Rangers. They will register themselves as players and the first signing will be David Trezeguet. The plan is then to team up with the guys from Weir pumps and Las Vegas Sands casinos to rebuild Ibrox based on the Japanese world cup stadium. Graeme Souness will be chairman. Anyone else heard this rumour?

I heard a rumour that your maw, sisters, aunties and grannies were offering an open house to daisy chain them round a squalid flat in the East End before the first game of the season. Bananarama are apparently turning up live to sing " I heard a rumour" to accompany the scene. Weir pumps are shutting soon btw. You heard it here first broo moocher. :)

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I have heard a rumour recently that Alan Smith, Tonel and David Healy are forming a consortium to buy Rangers. They will register themselves as players and the first signing will be David Trezeguet. The plan is then to team up with the guys from Weir pumps and Las Vegas Sands casinos to rebuild Ibrox based on the Japanese world cup stadium. Graeme Souness will be chairman. Anyone else heard this rumour?

No but I have heard that Septic will win fook all this year and Mhobrow is out ater xmas , Souness is becoming septic chairman and Donald Findlay Manager ,

The kit is to be changed to all Orange and the new club badge is to to have a red hand in the centre holding a shamrock for wiping yer arse .

GIRFUY ya TIm COONT

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I have heard a rumour recently that Alan Smith, Tonel and David Healy are forming a consortium to buy Rangers. They will register themselves as players and the first signing will be David Trezeguet. The plan is then to team up with the guys from Weir pumps and Las Vegas Sands casinos to rebuild Ibrox based on the Japanese world cup stadium. Graeme Souness will be chairman. Anyone else heard this rumour?

Aye and after that, they'll find a cure for cancer, close all sectarian schools in Scotland and get Reid and Liewell to admit that C*lt*c were formed by a bunch of Irish Republican publicans for Roman Catholics only!

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I have heard a rumour recently that Alan Smith, Tonel and David Healy are forming a consortium to buy Rangers. They will register themselves as players and the first signing will be David Trezeguet. The plan is then to team up with the guys from Weir pumps and Las Vegas Sands casinos to rebuild Ibrox based on the Japanese world cup stadium. Graeme Souness will be chairman. Anyone else heard this rumour?

i hope you are in a car crash.....

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