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Penny Arcade - The True Story


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:) love it.

its just my mate is in the masons, loves Roy Orbison, but is only in his early 20s - tells me theres something in it, obviously jst at the wind up anawl.

I dont think your mates at the wind up, my whole family are in the Masons and I've been told there are a few Masonic undertones and connotations within the song :uk:

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This clip was secretly filmed at a UVF fundraiser in Adelaide circa 1972

So there you have it loyal readers…Penny Arcade can finally be proved as a Sectarian Ditty and we are calling on the SFA and the SPL along with the Dalai Lama and The Princess Royal Graham Spiers to ban this song and have Rangers closed down.

P.s Remember and take your shades on Sunday!

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:clap: Now that's quality reporting :lol:

Bullshit?...of course it's fuckin bullshit, because the concert was at the old Festival Hall in Melbourne. :mutley:

I'm sitting in the second front row singing along :pipe:

Whoever wrote that deserves a job at the daily Record...fuckin brilliant.

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:clap: Now that's quality reporting :lol:

Bullshit?...of course it's fuckin bullshit, because the concert was at the old Festival Hall in Melbourne. :mutley:

I'm sitting in the second front row singing along :pipe:

Whoever wrote that deserves a job at the daily Record...fuckin brilliant.

I think that's the last place on earth the author would like to work Oz ;)

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Now had you said the VIZ..which has a better reputation and more discerning and factual content then i am fairly certain the author would have been very tempted.

I'll have to look that one up on the internet seeing as how I've never heard of that esteemed publication, mate!

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Save you the bother Oz

http://www.viz.co.uk/

As you will see the content is infinately more incisive and professional than the Daily Record :D

I've put my order in for an annual subscription already...That's a quality read by the look of it.

Now that I think of it, I think they used to have an Oz edition, so i'll have to check to see if it's still available.

Thank you kind Sir. (tu)

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PENNY ARCADE - THE TRUE STORY!

Written by U N NAMED

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

An explosive undercover investigation that has taken 42 years to expose is laid bare as we reveal the true sinister nature of the Hit Song “Penny Arcade”

For today “The Screws with No News” can exclusively reveal that this song is actually Sectarian.

Yes you heard it here first..along with “Bouncy Bouncy” and the “Hokey Cokey” (2 songs riddled with Sectarian Bile) we can lay bare the true meaning and the Shady , sinister people involved in its conception.

One of our fearless reporters was tipped off about the true nature of this song on a twitter account only published in the last few days.

In it a follower states :- “Its sectarian, don't know why, but it needs banned...”

What more proof do our readers need?

The whole shocking episode can now be laid bare as we expose the true bigots behind this song

Roy Orbison , who made the song Penny Arcade famous, was actually a secret Football fan as was his agent William King. The agent it was who persuaded Roy to watch his beloved Rangers in between touring and performing.

Only now can the shocking true story be revealed by The Screws with no News

Little is known about Orbison’s many clandestine visits to Ibrox during the 60’s and 70’s sadly but a “source” close to the Screws with no News revealed that it was an open secret about Roy’s visits and that Big Jock Knew all about them.

So impressed was Roy about that team they call the Rangers and their fans he hired a private jet and flew over to Scotland in the early 1970’s with the sole purpose of attending Lodge “No Surrender” for the purpose of Initiation in to the Orange Lodge of Scotland.

And we can also reveal that Penny Arcade is in fact an anagram of “CEN NY PARADE”.

On further investigation our sources can reveal that this alludes to a CENTRAL NEW YORK PARADE held on or around the 12th of July every year by a group of Singers and Actors in a New York Orange Lodge. There are currently two Orange Lodges in New York, one in Manhattan and the other in the Bronx

Famous Members included : Bro John McCrae – Honorary member (WW1 Canadian Soldier and Poet)..Bro John Wayne and Bro Rudyard Kipling – Honorary Member.

Even more shocking are the hidden meanings in the Lyrics:-

And music played in the penny arcade.

Yes, it played and it played, played all the time

"Roll up and spend your last dime!"

An unnamed source close to the late Roy Orbison claimed that the lines below were written after the Big O witnessed his first 12th of July Parade in Govan outside Penny McGlumphey’s well known Celtic pub called the “Arcade”.It was well known at the time that her loyal clientele of alcoholic unemployed Celtic fans would indeed roll up (and roll out) while spending their last dime on cheap tonic wine.

We can also reveal that the word “Bagatelle” is in fact a secret Orange Password given to each initiate only after going out on a Friday night to “Punch a Pape”

And the more we delved in to this song the murkier and murkier it became

This clip was secretly filmed at a UVF fundraiser in Adelaide circa 1972

So there you have it loyal readers…Penny Arcade can finally be proved as a Sectarian Ditty and we are calling on the SFA and the SPL along with the Dalai Lama and The Princess Royal Graham Spiers to ban this song and have Rangers closed down.

P.s Remember and take your shades on Sunday!

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I wrote that like 3 days ago and posted that video :lol:

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This was the last song of the night on a friday night in the Glen Douglas on balmore road possil. it was the song everyone waited for as we joined hands and went off quick stepping round the pub everyone joined in.

Fantastic cant stop listening to the song now and remembering how pissed i must have been to dance in the pub in the first place lol and to this song lo :crabflute: l.

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