Colonel Mustard 380 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Sorry if this has already been covered, but I had a search and couldn't find anything...Does anyone know if the polis will be clamping down on farting at the game?I'm usually not too bothered, but with the police cameras trained on the crowd, I wasn't sure if I'd get away with screwing my face up a wee bit as I forced one out.Also, does anyone know if the club are asking for self policing on this issue? I'm planning to have a curry and a couple of pints of Guinness before the game, and wouldn't like someone to have to point me out if something sneaks out unannounced.I was kind of hoping that previous law precedents, the likes of "he who smelt it dealt it" would still provide a defence if it went to court, but with the recent law changes, I'm not sure where I stand nowadays.Anyone know the situation? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangersMedia 35,962 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 The fart has to be in such a way that it doesn't offend a police officer's immediate airspace.Fuck the police. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamienM855 413 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Rangers fans who fart at these games should definitely be arrested.I mean, why should we resort to speaking their language? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertzLoyalRSC 18,347 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 *Tempted to say Colonel will be siiting down......*Ohhh i just did......... ACAB Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEE 4,880 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 It depends if it's a sectarian fart. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisb72 50 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 No sectarian ones. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEE 4,880 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 No sectarian ones.Waaaaay Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Mustard 380 Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 It depends if it's a sectarian fart.My farts are usually quite offensive to everyone, so maybe they wouldn't be counted as sectarian. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeautifulSeas 10 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 You'll be fine, mate, as long as it isn't to the tune of The Billy Boys.Slightly unrelated, I was watching a few YouTube videos of great Ranger's goals (which always seem to fill my Facebook News Feed pre Old Firm games) and it made me so sad. I look back at the old days (even just 20 years), the songs, the players, the atmosphere, and feel sorry for the younger fans who never got to experience it.I still love my team, of course, but I am fearful we will never see a return to those times when we competed for some of the very best players in Europe and created the most amazing wall of noise. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleem 14 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 with all the sprouts being eaten over the last week I'll be surprised if any of us make it till half time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae 15,288 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Yup everything is being clamped down on at OF games ... in fact fat alex just couldn't get the legislation to clamp down on breathing through in time for todays game but it should be in place for the next Ibrox one Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,332 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 You'll be fine, mate, as long as it isn't to the tune of The Billy Boys.Slightly unrelated, I was watching a few YouTube videos of great Ranger's goals (which always seem to fill my Facebook News Feed pre Old Firm games) and it made me so sad. I look back at the old days (even just 20 years), the songs, the players, the atmosphere, and feel sorry for the younger fans who never got to experience it.I still love my team, of course, but I am fearful we will never see a return to those times when we competed for some of the very best players in Europe and created the most amazing wall of noise.Well we soon rectified that problem in Sydney, Si. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Sorry if this has already been covered, but I had a search and couldn't find anything...Does anyone know if the polis will be clamping down on farting at the game?I'm usually not too bothered, but with the police cameras trained on the crowd, I wasn't sure if I'd get away with screwing my face up a wee bit as I forced one out.Also, does anyone know if the club are asking for self policing on this issue? I'm planning to have a curry and a couple of pints of Guinness before the game, and wouldn't like someone to have to point me out if something sneaks out unannounced.I was kind of hoping that previous law precedents, the likes of "he who smelt it dealt it" would still provide a defence if it went to court, but with the recent law changes, I'm not sure where I stand nowadays.Anyone know the situation?I sorry but FARTING must be erradicated and if ever there was an element of our support that should must be self policed its FARTING. Farting only brings shame and smells on to the supporters of our club and anyone who farts near another Rangers supporer, particularily in the tight confines of a shite away ground should be shot (copyright Mr Clarckson). It is only our own that get affected and its a disgrace. Cut out farting now ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougied123 222 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 why fart? are you wanting some fresh air in the piggery? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLYBOY50 1,638 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 shouldnt worry about it m8 the smell will not be detected above the already dirty smelly stench of the pigsty they call paradise. :wanker:s no surrender for we are the people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Only if you follow through and splash the seat on your way out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrybutcher 23 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Farts are def allowed.Because they let that little shit lennon in every week! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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