campbeltownbear 16 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 RANGERS chief Craig Whyte's finance guru last night told of his double life rubbing shoulders with loaded clients one day — and bonking busty babes in porn films the next. High-flying tax advisor Paul Baxendale-Walker counts the tycoon among a string of blue-chip customers. Red-faced Whyte insisted he was in the dark about Baxendale-Walker's mucky moonlighting — but the suave moneyman was happy to brag about his raunchy screen antics. Oxford-educated Baxendale-Walker, 47, told The Scottish Sun: "Craig Whyte is a current client of mine. I'm advising him on business matters that are nothing to do with Rangers. "I do what I do. I'm a professional. I'm a tax advisor, I save people lots of money. Working hard ... Baxendale-Walker "But I also do porn films. I do all sorts of roles — director, actor and producer. "Of course I appear in the movies. Who wouldn't want to? What is the point in owning a BMW if you don't drive the car? "We go worldwide making and producing movies. "I don't have a wife or kids, I don't do drugs. I just have fun. If anyone thinks that is a problem, well that's up to them." The London City slicker's law firm, which also has offices in Glasgow, offers a range of legal and financial advice to "some of the world's wealthiest families". He also runs porn film-makers Bluebird Productions — and stars in his own raunchy movies. In his latest naughty flick — a Batman spoof called Katwoman — he plays one of the lead characters The Jo-Kerr. The two-hour movie shows him romping with a string of stunning models. Most of his sexploits are too graphic for a family newspaper. But in one scene the self-styled stud has a FOURSOME with a latex-clad Katwoman, another woman and a second man dressed as Batman character Two-Face. Serious side ... ad for his law firm At one point THREE scantily-clad blondes perform a sex act on a clearly delighted Baxendale-Walker. He also romps with a blonde Wonder Woman and a girl in a leopard-print outfit. The DVD blurb says "This is an action-packed, sex-filled adventure. It's not just chases, fights, explosions and action, It's also some of the hottest sex and group sex from the nastiest villains and heroes around!!" Some of Baxendale-Walker's hundreds of other titles include: Ello, Ello Lust in France, Footballers Wives: First Half and Sugar Daddy. He's even won Best Foreign Director at the porn industry's equivalent of the Oscars for the last three years. Baxendale-Walker said he advised Whyte on a number of issues but declined to go into specific detail. Raising expectations ... Baxendale-Walker is an award-winning director And he backed the Ibrox supremo over the flak he has fielded since he plunged Rangers into administration. Baxendale-Walker said: "I have a lot of respect for him as a businessman and individual. I can't go into how long I've known Mr Whyte but I've witnessed the muckraking about him. "Here is the guy who has come along to the crash site and is doing his best to tidy up. "I think it is unfair that Craig Whyte is receiving all the muck given it wasn't him that created this situation." Pose ... tax lawyer with KatwomanXXX co-star Baxendale-Walker also claimed that former Gers chief Sir David Murray should be held to account. He said: "Here's Sir David Murray saying this is all disappointing what is happening at Rangers. "But it was under his chairmanship that Rangers allegedly used a tax scheme improperly." Under fire ... Craig Whyte Baxendale-Walker has been credited with being the mastermind behind a variety of tax avoidance schemes — including the Employee Benefits Trust which triggered the probe into Rangers' finances. In 2000 he was charged by the Serious Fraud Office after an inquiry into the pension fund of Glasgow engineering group Balfron. But the trial was called off in June 2002 after a judge cited an abuse of the legal process. In April 2005 he was suspended from practice for three years for conduct unbefitting a solicitor. Last night a spokesman for Mr Whyte revealed the tycoon was introduced to Baxendale-Walker by mutual friends, adding: "He has no knowledge of his 'sideline'." Read more: http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4135658/Craig-Whyte-advisor-is-a-porn-star.html#ixzz1mgZfJ8s7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54andcounting 627 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 This topic should be fun! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soprano 13,964 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Thats fucking brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasGers 96 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 WTF? And "Katwoman" is the best title they could come up with for a Batman spoof? Lame! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae 15,287 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Colourful friends Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMan 63 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirrhillLoyal 318 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Was just reading that in the paper, that's amazing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamHero 62 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Oh Dear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoramsGlove 12 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Sun lying around in the work today and this was front page..Only in the fucking Sun! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 How appropriate when Craig Whyte is fucking our creditors Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegecko 306 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 So this is where he learned to screw people (over) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weshallnotbemoved! 714 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosesMcNeil 1,664 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 There's a movie in this madness.Porn directors, tax dodging, fast cars, faster women, football superstars, public figures, politicians and even lonely bog-trotters.Wow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC1312 153 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54andcounting 627 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Keep it up! mate that is all I can say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoramsGlove 12 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
campbeltownbear 16 Posted February 17, 2012 Author Share Posted February 17, 2012 havent read a paper today, so posted a couple of things that i'd seen. thought it was from 2moro's paper. ooooo er missus Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLawMan 6,240 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Cant be bothered reading the article but thats the guy whose firm also advised Murray on our EBT scheme. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab_Rangers 38 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFyfe 1,438 Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius11 74 Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 :isay: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunslinger 270 Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 the whyte fanboys won't like this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 No Suspenders Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudsLonniegan 9 Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 david Murray---Baxendale-Walker ----Craig Whyte some said here today they don't believe in coincidences. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissg910 110 Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 his porn company is called "bluebird" so he must be a bear.plus i agree with him if you could do it, wouldnt you?me 6 inch dagger would be plunging they birds sink holes all day long. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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