We Are The People 62 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I keep getting an astro burn everytime I slide for the ball Sometimes I even get it when playing on grass, today ive got about 5 of them on my legs/arse and its bloody sore.Is there any easy healing tips that anyone can give me? Cheers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Get your Mummy to kiss it better. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ger 1,454 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Don't slide in on the astro-turf. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottBF2 3,540 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Healing tips... healing tips...Stop being such a pussy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterD 7,446 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Away and slide about on red-ash then see how lucky you are to have astroturf and grass pitches these days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangersMedia 35,961 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Nut up or shut up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Are The People 62 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Fanny's Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
50ShadesofBlue 667 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 My knees/legs are constantly cut/grazed thanks to 3 games a week on artificial grass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryMc 2,398 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 25,002 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Away and slide about on red-ash then see how lucky you are to have astroturf and grass pitches these days.this, i still have the scars from red ash, the amount of skin grafts the NHS could have done back then would have financially crippled themor we could go further back to black ash Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek1872 548 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Stop slide takling at 5 aside then! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh_capet 341 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Oof feels like you've got a wham bar stuck to it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilko89 507 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I'll go ask my bird what she does with the carpet burns once I'm done with her Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh_capet 341 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I'll go ask my bird what she does with the carpet burns once I'm done with her She normally gets me to rub some cream on them before I smash her up the shitter bud. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangersMedia 35,961 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 She normally gets me to rub some cream on them before I smash her up the shitter bud.There are a few who run you close but you're currently the worst poster on here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adda 2 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Im a sucker for a slide tackle too but I recently discovered this spray on plaster stuff, its about 6 quid a tin but it stops you stickin to the bed sheets! Either that or burns dressings like cling film but theyre not as good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aird 3,850 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Stay on your feet like a classy ball playing defender Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,682 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Aye, fucking man up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
'o'rangerblue 89 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Get a jar of habanero peppers, mash into a paste and rub into the burns. Best get one of your mates to film it to show other unfortunate burn sufferers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Astroturf Burns?We used to call him Shuggie!I know a bird that dated him and she knows why he's known as that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim1690 4,534 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 this, i still have the scars from red ash, the amount of skin grafts the NHS could have done back then would have financially crippled themor we could go further back to black ash Dettol and a scrubbing brush while being held down ohya fuckin' bastard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,332 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 this, i still have the scars from red ash, the amount of skin grafts the NHS could have done back then would have financially crippled themor we could go further back to black ash Black ash???? You had it easy mate! We used tae play on gravel pitches in our day...and if you tell young folk of today that,they wouldn't believe you! (apologies to Monty python)But you are correct,because some of the pitches in the 50's and early 60's were not conducive to slide tackling, but we still did the fucking things Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Poof. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 If you wash the sand out of your vagina first - that could help. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcosseBear 614 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Take it up the arse that will take the pain to a different location. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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