Buzz 306 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Actually the way some male players feign injury and go down at the slightest touch I'm not so sure.Well considering you're not allowed to play football if you're bleeding, does this mean that every 28 days they're injured and unable to play?It's like signing Andy Webster all over again ffs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblybear 258 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Neg rep means nothing. I was actually proved to be very very correct on the topic I was so severely criticised for. Get back to the subject, do u want a bird on the team?I am a burd so my answer - maybe? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I fear you're a couple of runways short of an airport. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandSuckMaster 1,775 Posted July 28, 2012 Author Share Posted July 28, 2012 I fear you're a couple of runways short of an airport.Damn terrorists Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandSuckMaster 1,775 Posted July 28, 2012 Author Share Posted July 28, 2012 I am a burd so my answer - maybe? :pics: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,696 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 It was Perugia(spelling). Was the same time they signed Gaddafi's son.Fair enough I know the player was Hannah Llundberg though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFyfe 1,438 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Male teams can field woman?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebooler 4,509 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I know it sounds ridiculous, but team GB look like they have some decent players and this might be a chance for us to be a world leader by giving one a chance. Even if/when it doesn't work out, at least we could say we gave one a chance and im sure we would still win the majority of games with one in our team in div 3. I think the vodka I have drunk today may be influencing my though process, but it might not be a bad idea and with shagger gone, she would probably be safe.We've jist got fuckin rid o wan. Whittaker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger for life 199 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 We,re alowed trialists who we do not need to name. Just tape down the tits and get a banana down the shortsIf Big Amo was still around she would have had more than a banana down her shorts! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 If Big Amo was still around she would have had more than a banana down her shorts! :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,622 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 As long as they're not Catholics Big Tits is also a priority in a Female Footballer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 As long as they're not Catholics Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblybear 258 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 As long as they're not Catholics Big Tits is also a priority in a Female Footballer. I thought they two went hand in hand! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyblue75 20 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 one? why not ELEVEN aahhahaahhahahah Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
super-ally loyal 17 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Yes please. Unlike our male 'lifelong fans' who played for us id actually pay to play, not f**k off at the first mention of a pay cut. Might even do a taps aff celebration for Ally ha.N no I won't b posting pics Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottylad72 19 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 football porn, that is all..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Mcdonald 35 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Nae point mate if the referre shows her a card she will take it aff him and go shopping with it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAMPS4LIFE 86 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 can we no just get Chelsea's physio Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAMPS4LIFE 86 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Nae point mate if the referre shows her a card she will take it aff him and go shopping with it.hahaha have a rep that was brilliant lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johncolby76 48 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Im not going to read the thread cos its so fucking stupid but id go for Hope solo and Alex Morgan(as pointed out by Shane weeks ago).Stupid fucking thread......but i like it!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elephants stoned 2,994 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Im pretty sure it wouldnt be allowed by UEFA or FIFA, would be fun if it was though Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markybear 136 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I know it sounds ridiculous, but team GB look like they have some decent players and this might be a chance for us to be a world leader by giving one a chance. Even if/when it doesn't work out, at least we could say we gave one a chance and im sure we would still win the majority of games with one in our team in div 3. I think the vodka I have drunk today may be influencing my though process, but it might not be a bad idea and with shagger gone, she would probably be safe.When u said drinking vodka, did u actually mean snorting lines of glue ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arm 16 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I would. Been thinking about this fir a while. I'd there was a girl that could out play a position then why the fuck not. Now is the best time ever!Unfortunately another team has signed a transvestite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Mcdonald 35 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 They will also require undersoil heating Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelavic191 4,535 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I'm wondering when the day is going to come where there is a female football manager coaching a mens team... Don't think it will be too far away. Especially if that Hope Powell manages to take Team GB far in the Olympics. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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