Tin hat on here, but should we sign a female player?

[Buzz 306]

Actually the way some male players feign injury and go down at the slightest touch I'm not so sure.

Well considering you're not allowed to play football if you're bleeding, does this mean that every 28 days they're injured and unable to play?

It's like signing Andy Webster all over again ffs.

[bubblybear 258]

Neg rep means nothing. I was actually proved to be very very correct on the topic I was so severely criticised for. Get back to the subject, do u want a bird on the team?

I am a burd so my answer - maybe?

[bombaybadboy08 15,660]

I fear you're a couple of runways short of an airport.

[GrandSuckMaster 1,775]

I fear you're a couple of runways short of an airport.

Damn terrorists

[GrandSuckMaster 1,775]

I am a burd so my answer - maybe?

:pics:

[Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,696]

It was Perugia(spelling). Was the same time they signed Gaddafi's son.

Fair enough I know the player was Hannah Llundberg though.

[WilliamFyfe 1,438]

Male teams can field woman??

[thebooler 4,509]

I know it sounds ridiculous, but team GB look like they have some decent players and this might be a chance for us to be a world leader by giving one a chance. Even if/when it doesn't work out, at least we could say we gave one a chance and im sure we would still win the majority of games with one in our team in div 3. I think the vodka I have drunk today may be influencing my though process, but it might not be a bad idea and with shagger gone, she would probably be safe.

We've jist got fuckin rid o wan. Whittaker.

[Ger for life 199]

We,re alowed trialists who we do not need to name. Just tape down the tits and get a banana down the shorts

If Big Amo was still around she would have had more than a banana down her shorts!

[OneDavidCooper 2,505]

If Big Amo was still around she would have had more than a banana down her shorts!

:lol:

[Smile 26,610]

As long as they're not Catholics

Big Tits is also a priority in a Female Footballer.

[OneDavidCooper 2,505]

As long as they're not Catholics

[bubblybear 258]

As long as they're not Catholics

Big Tits is also a priority in a Female Footballer.

I thought they two went hand in hand!

[jimmyblue75 20]

one? why not ELEVEN aahhahaahhahahah

[super-ally loyal 17]

Yes please. Unlike our male 'lifelong fans' who played for us id actually pay to play, not f**k off at the first mention of a pay cut. Might even do a taps aff celebration for Ally ha.

N no I won't b posting pics

[scottylad72 19]

football porn, that is all.....

[Alex Mcdonald 35]

Nae point mate if the referre shows her a card she will take it aff him and go shopping with it.

[CHAMPS4LIFE 86]

can we no just get Chelsea's physio

[CHAMPS4LIFE 86]

Nae point mate if the referre shows her a card she will take it aff him and go shopping with it.

hahaha have a rep that was brilliant lol

[johncolby76 48]

Im not going to read the thread cos its so fucking stupid but id go for Hope solo and Alex Morgan(as pointed out by Shane weeks ago).Stupid fucking thread......but i like it!!!

[elephants stoned 2,994]

Im pretty sure it wouldnt be allowed by UEFA or FIFA, would be fun if it was though

[markybear 136]

I know it sounds ridiculous, but team GB look like they have some decent players and this might be a chance for us to be a world leader by giving one a chance. Even if/when it doesn't work out, at least we could say we gave one a chance and im sure we would still win the majority of games with one in our team in div 3. I think the vodka I have drunk today may be influencing my though process, but it might not be a bad idea and with shagger gone, she would probably be safe.

When u said drinking vodka, did u actually mean snorting lines of glue ?

[arm 16]

I would. Been thinking about this fir a while. I'd there was a girl that could out play a position then why the fuck not. Now is the best time ever!

Unfortunately another team has signed a transvestite.

[Alex Mcdonald 35]

They will also require undersoil heating

[Jelavic191 4,474]

I'm wondering when the day is going to come where there is a female football manager coaching a mens team...

Don't think it will be too far away. Especially if that Hope Powell manages to take Team GB far in the Olympics.