Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 What the hell happened to that disaster?My god that thing was horrendous. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcbear 10,924 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 skint? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 skint?lol naw mate, was a sculpture of Walter's head, aka ''Bust''I would put a pic up, but am on my phone.It was brutally bad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,062 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 It was so ugly that it collapsed into itself under the gravity of it's own hideousness. This formed a black hole that sucks all things in including facts and nothing can escape, not even the truth. It immediately drifted Eastwards and is now called the Septic PR office. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Carpintero 546 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01286/SNA0609SMIT-6820_1286830a.jpgA SOUVENIR statue of Rangers boss Walter Smith on sale for £80 was yesterday branded simply the bust that looks NOTHING like him.Fans were left baffled as the Glasgow giants began flogging the bronze sculptures, described as the “perfect memorabilia piece”.They complained they only realised it was meant to represent their manager when they spotted his name written on it.And cheeky Celtic fans have compared the image to late comic Bob Monkhouse, telly cop Taggart and another Walt — cartoon tycoon Walt Disney.The bust, by Liverpool artist Thomas Murphy, was commissioned to mark Smith’s last season as Teddy Bears gaffer.The online sales pitch says: “Remember the man with this timeless sports souvenir.”Last night Gers supporter Gary Burns, 32, of Edinburgh, admitted: “It looks like a lot of people — but not Walter Smith. I hate to agree with Celtic fans but it resembles Monkhouse.”Another fan, who refused to be named, said: “Everyone has a different idea who it looks like, such as Frank Sinatra or Taggart when the late Mark McManus played the role.”JJB Sports are selling the bust at the Rangers Megastore at Ibrox Stadium and online.Last night the company was unable to say how many they’d sold so far and refused to comment on its likeness to Smith.Rangers declined to comment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treble99 64 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Still sell it in shop , well they try to Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 It was so ugly that it collapsed into itself under the gravity of it's own hideousness. This formed a black hole that sucks all things in including facts and nothing can escape, not even the truth. It immediately drifted Eastwards and is now called the Septic PR office.You sound like your trying to get a job with their propaganda, sorry, I mean PR office. With a story like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,062 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 You sound like your trying to get a job with their propaganda, sorry, I mean PR office. With a story like that.No chance, I haven't been immunised against the rhabies that spews from that place. Would rather cut off my own sack and bathe in salt than set foot within a hundred yards of that cesspit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01286/SNA0609SMIT-6820_1286830a.jpgA SOUVENIR statue of Rangers boss Walter Smith on sale for £80 was yesterday branded simply the bust that looks NOTHING like him.Fans were left baffled as the Glasgow giants began flogging the bronze sculptures, described as the “perfect memorabilia piece”.They complained they only realised it was meant to represent their manager when they spotted his name written on it.And cheeky Celtic fans have compared the image to late comic Bob Monkhouse, telly cop Taggart and another Walt — cartoon tycoon Walt Disney.The bust, by Liverpool artist Thomas Murphy, was commissioned to mark Smith’s last season as Teddy Bears gaffer.The online sales pitch says: “Remember the man with this timeless sports souvenir.”Last night Gers supporter Gary Burns, 32, of Edinburgh, admitted: “It looks like a lot of people — but not Walter Smith. I hate to agree with Celtic fans but it resembles Monkhouse.”Another fan, who refused to be named, said: “Everyone has a different idea who it looks like, such as Frank Sinatra or Taggart when the late Mark McManus played the role.”JJB Sports are selling the bust at the Rangers Megastore at Ibrox Stadium and online.Last night the company was unable to say how many they’d sold so far and refused to comment on its likeness to Smith.Rangers declined to comment.Holy fuck!! Thats worse than I remember it being.I bet that ''artist'' was in high demand after that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 No chance, I haven't been immunised against the rhabies that spews from that place. Would rather cut off my own sack and bathe in salt than set foot within a hundred yards of that cesspit. You sound like your trying to win the pain olympics with a story like that.Anyone seen that video? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,062 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 hmmm...... Thomas Murphy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 skint?Not another tax case? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Carpintero 546 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 hmmm...... Thomas Murphy That was my first thought. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon. 7 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01286/SNA0609SMIT-6820_1286830a.jpgA SOUVENIR statue of Rangers boss Walter Smith on sale for £80 was yesterday branded simply the bust that looks NOTHING like him.Fans were left baffled as the Glasgow giants began flogging the bronze sculptures, described as the “perfect memorabilia piece”.They complained they only realised it was meant to represent their manager when they spotted his name written on it.And cheeky Celtic fans have compared the image to late comic Bob Monkhouse, telly cop Taggart and another Walt — cartoon tycoon Walt Disney.The bust, by Liverpool artist Thomas Murphy, was commissioned to mark Smith’s last season as Teddy Bears gaffer.The online sales pitch says: “Remember the man with this timeless sports souvenir.”Last night Gers supporter Gary Burns, 32, of Edinburgh, admitted: “It looks like a lot of people — but not Walter Smith. I hate to agree with Celtic fans but it resembles Monkhouse.”Another fan, who refused to be named, said: “Everyone has a different idea who it looks like, such as Frank Sinatra or Taggart when the late Mark McManus played the role.”JJB Sports are selling the bust at the Rangers Megastore at Ibrox Stadium and online.Last night the company was unable to say how many they’d sold so far and refused to comment on its likeness to Smith.Rangers declined to comment.They don't even know his name is Walter! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Carpintero 546 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 They don't even know his name is Walter!I had to read that twice too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 hmmm...... Thomas Murphy A fucking Micky Mouser too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
icrfc 11 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 It was so ugly that it collapsed into itself under the gravity of it's own hideousness. This formed a black hole that sucks all things in including facts and nothing can escape, not even the truth. It immediately drifted Eastwards and is now called the Septic PR office.Very good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fools Gold 488 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Put Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and Andrea Bocelli on a carousel, spin them for an hour, let them have a go, and they would come up with something better than this.Terrible. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,603 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 looks like a cross between our Charles and chairman mao Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
'o'rangerblue 89 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Looks like they had some Patrick Stewart busts ( Jean-Luc Picard ) and added Walter Smiths name to it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elephants stoned 2,994 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 That is pretty horrific, no way to honour our most sucsessfull living manager Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PedrosHeroes 26 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 What the fuck is that Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFyfe 1,438 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Never seen that before. Fucking pish Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fauldy72 15 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 never mind the bust what happened to his knighthood. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordy61 16 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Fuck,I just read the thread headline and thought he`d been caught with Class A`s.The Cardie And The Coke.....I can just see the Sunday Liam headline Team GB....6 Golds in one day....fucking awesome Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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