JamieG54 812 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 What things using technology could we use to make Ibrox cool and fresh with something to look forward to?I had a quick think that during night games during the week when its pitch black in the sky we should send a call symbol up like batman except it would be a call for Ally to get out of the directors box and to the touchline if eg Durrant was needing him. Would give us a chuckle. Could do it with subs too when they are chosen to come on.What else? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitre_mouldmaster 21,511 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Since the bus is fucked, we could put a retractable pitch in the stadium with a rocket ship under it to take the players to the matches.Seriously, have you had head trauma recently? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBear. 8,499 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 The inside of your brain must be a scary, beautiful place Jamie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockwellGers 15,450 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 What things using technology could we use to make Ibrox cool and fresh with something to look forward to?I had a quick think that during night games during the week when its pitch black in the sky we should send a call symbol up like batman except it would be a call for Ally to get out of the directors box and to the touchline if eg Durrant was needing him. Would give us a chuckle. Could do it with subs too when they are chosen to come on.What else? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,630 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 We could get 11 men, and encourage someone else to come round with 11 men, and kick a ball around, with the eventual aim being to knock the ball into their net more times than they can ours.We could even organise it into a league. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieG54 812 Posted July 21, 2013 Author Share Posted July 21, 2013 Its been getting too serious in the BD again so time for people to chill and try a light hearted thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sket 13,610 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 You've lost the plot Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBear. 8,499 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 We could get 11 men, and encourage someone else to come round with 11 men, and kick a ball around, with the eventual aim being to knock the ball into their net more times than they can ours.We could even organise it into a league.That'll never catch on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBear. 8,499 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Its been getting too serious in the BD again so time for people to chill and try a light headed thread.Fixed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,630 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 That'll never catch on.Recent attendances and viewing figures for SPL football suggests you may have a point. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 What about hover trays, that could bring your 6 pies at halftime and your drink. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,513 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 What about hover trays, that could bring your 6 pies at halftime and your drink.I'd prefer chicks in miniskirts and roller boots but not to sure how it would work getting up and down the aisles :-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ready1873 3,961 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 A selection of the finest females in the land on hand to offer complimentary blowjobs in the event of an unsatisfying performance from the Gers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebear1971 54 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Not a new gadget but when we were in the mega store last week they had Rangers seat warmers reduced to a tenner - thought it was funny as it was so hot outside. But then thinking about some of the games in winter it is bloody freezing.Wonder if they have sold any and if they actually work! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,630 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 A selection of the finest females in the land on hand to offer complimentary blowjobs in the event of an unsatisfying performance from the Gers.Imagine sitting in the Enclosure and all around you are guys getting head?That'd be fucking awful. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ready1873 3,961 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 It doesn't have to be in the stand. There could be a designated area. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBear. 8,499 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 A selection of the finest females in the land on hand to offer complimentary blowjobs in the event of an unsatisfying performance from the Gers.You'd still get the perpetual moaners."You call that a blowjob? You're not even wearing a fuckin suit!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBear. 8,499 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Who was the cunt who suggested Holograms playing matches a while back ? Who do you think? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I'd prefer chicks in miniskirts and roller boots but not to sure how it would work getting up and down the aisles :-)Wow that indeed would be a cracker............I remember many years ago at a midweek game Carol Smillie was Miss Rangers News she came out onto the park and in unison.....Get it up ye while your young came belting out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Negri's Beard 1,423 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Mines planted under random areas of the pitch - risk/reward Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monk 3,209 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Mines planted under random areas of the pitch - risk/rewardSurrounding Neil Lennon when that lot return hopefully, although not so random Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
allgers 735 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 We could get 11 men, and encourage someone else to come round with 11 men, and kick a ball around, with the eventual aim being to knock the ball into their net more times than they can ours.We could even organise it into a league.That would never work mate, its been tried before.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieG54 812 Posted July 21, 2013 Author Share Posted July 21, 2013 Who do you think? Dont go stealing my ideas shen Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
allgers 735 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I'd prefer chicks in miniskirts and roller boots but not to sure how it would work getting up and down the aisles :-)Chicks in miniskirts and roller boots would have plenty of hands to help them up and down the stairs and aisles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutonblue 1,974 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Who was the cunt who suggested Holograms playing matches a while back ? that was Jamie Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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