Thornliebanktrueblue 667 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 A bit of funPlease feel free to add criteriaWhat makes a Rangers Fan Points available Points scored Excuse? Says "I'm a Rangers Fan"...a good start 10 points 10 for meActually goes to games (essential unless you live outside UK and NI) 20 points 20 for meGoes on a supporters bus 5 points 0 for me Im a bit old and softGoes to away games 10 points 1 for me I went to Brechin1!!Goes to away European games (I salut you) 10points 0 for me When we're back!Went to Barcelona 72 9Excused if under 54) 10 points 0 for me I was 11Went to Manchester 10 points 10 for me 2 tickets---I grand!!! ffsHas a Rangers tattoo 10 points 0 for me Wife would go mentalSings at the games 10 points 10 for me but crap singerSings sectarian songs Neutral 0 for me Im old and hope we can move onSupports the Board -30 points 0 for me Im suspiciousSupports king and U o F. -31 points 0 for me Im suspiciousWill never ransom the club 40 points 40 for me Its my club!!!Has bought season ticket or will attend every game 40 points 40 for me Its my club1!!!!Has old Rangers LPs still (Gives us old yins a chance) 10 points 10 for me Has an original cotton scarf with the wee white frills 10 points 10 for meConstantly shouts Ally out -10points 0 for me I couldn't bring myself toWill not walk away. Is truly RTID. Believes in Follow follow. Believes there's not a team like the Glasgow rangers, Sings No Surrender and means itGive yourself a hundred points bonus ...That takes me to 151 points! Im happy with that.... now what sorta tattoo........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 72,785 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Mate...my eyes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thornliebanktrueblue 667 Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 u think reading it was bad.... try writing it....had loads of ideas and got fed up.Doesnt support table formatB Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyinroyalblue 16,478 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 your'e from thornliebank and you don't sing sectarian songs ya dirty liar Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thornliebanktrueblue 667 Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Ahhhhh Sandy... a good point.Yes I am and yes i didbut now....no I don'tI have a 16 yo son i take to games and he is fanatical about our club as I was.My children have taught me to move on They have more tolerant values than I had t heir age and I respect them for it.....I do miss The Billy boys though Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 my cock turned blue once - 50 points Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupret 223 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 my cock turned blue once - 50 pointsWonder what you would score if your cock turned green? Probs zero cant see any lassie touching it.Ill get my coat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnbank bear 342 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Sort your kids out FFS Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 72,785 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Wonder what you would score if your cock turned green? Probs zero cant see any lassie touching it.Ill get my coat.That's the worst mate...the pitts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Custer 516 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 What's a sectarian song Thornliebanktrureblue? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Wh... Wh... What? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyson1872 2,923 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 130 I think, 100 if you class me as supporting the board. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 A bit of funPlease feel free to add criteriaWhat makes a Rangers Fan Points available Points scored Excuse? Says "I'm a Rangers Fan"...a good start 10 points 10 for meActually goes to games (essential unless you live outside UK and NI) 20 points 20 for meGoes on a supporters bus 5 points 0 for me Im a bit old and softGoes to away games 10 points 1 for me I went to Brechin1!!Goes to away European games (I salut you) 10points 0 for me When we're back!Went to Barcelona 72 9Excused if under 54) 10 points 0 for me I was 11Went to Manchester 10 points 10 for me 2 tickets---I grand!!! ffsHas a Rangers tattoo 10 points 0 for me Wife would go mentalSings at the games 10 points 10 for me but crap singerSings sectarian songs Neutral 0 for me Im old and hope we can move onSupports the Board -30 points 0 for me Im suspiciousSupports king and U o F. -31 points 0 for me Im suspiciousWill never ransom the club 40 points 40 for me Its my club!!!Has bought season ticket or will attend every game 40 points 40 for me Its my club1!!!!Has old Rangers LPs still (Gives us old yins a chance) 10 points 10 for me Has an original cotton scarf with the wee white frills 10 points 10 for meConstantly shouts Ally out -10points 0 for me I couldn't bring myself toWill not walk away. Is truly RTID. Believes in Follow follow. Believes there's not a team like the Glasgow rangers, Sings No Surrender and means itGive yourself a hundred points bonus ...That takes me to 151 points! Im happy with that.... now what sorta tattoo........ Good post to be fair although some of your criteria would make me a shit fan .I was in Manchester and in stadium so I'd get some points for that .How many points would i get for seeing every goal Ally scored against scum ?? Including the 3 in Glasgow cup final 86 ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 And I've got commentary in that game on cassette .Been dying to get in on file to post on here .The third goal had Richard park shouting "and Ally McCoist scores with a thunderbolt " happy days Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 my cock turned blue once - 50 pointsEach time 50 x 1000= 50000 .:-)))) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Each time 50 x 1000= 5000 .:-))))you are as bad as me at maths it seems Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thornliebanktrueblue 667 Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Hey Custer thats a good point but I was trying to just have a bit of fun. Im ok with all our songs... i grew up with them.Youll see i scored them neutral ... i just don't sing them personallyI try not to swear either....lol.... though it's been fuckin hard this year.I have no problem with Derrys walls and the Sash or Fathers advice.... though i prefer them without the addons nowadays... but i still prefer songs with Rangers in them I think the FTP and the Fenian blood bits no longer do our club any favours irrespective of individuals viewpoint and we should move on from them. ... but Im not like mock offended. Derrys walls to tune of amazing grace is an all time favouriteand all the bluebells are blue makes me smile like a child Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieG54 812 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 WTF Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Custer 516 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I agree, the add ons ruin a good folk song and only serves to give ammunition to those that would try and take them away from us. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thornliebanktrueblue 667 Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Sort your kids out FFSNice one burnbankCan u teach him the old songs Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFyfe 1,438 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I can't understand that Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Gogzy.Good spot mate .If I told you what I did for a living it would be do even worse .Counting is only thing I can do l Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuistraHairDo 12,512 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I have just wrapped myself in tin foil sat in the shed for 7 and half minutes and came out with a squillion points.uber. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 62,075 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Heeeeelp!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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