Gaz52 11,837 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Would you buy a tim top to avoid jail? 1860 Munich fans face Bayern Munich shopping trip or jail"I wanted to show that football is football and not a battlefield."These are the words of judge Karin Jung, who gave two 1860 Munich fans the choice to buy Bayern merchandise for a fan they attacked - or spend 15 months in jail.The defendants, who refused to name a third person involved when they ripped the jacket, shirt and straw hat off the Bayern fan last year, opted for the pride-swallowing trip to the rival club store."I thought about what would be really painful to them, and doing something like this really bothers this type of people," Jung - who got the victim's consent for the quirky sentence - told Bild newspaper. This was no cheap shopping trip though as according to their lawyer, the accused parted with around £350 each in compensation as well as handing over a Bayern hat, scarf and jersey in court. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jafrfc 614 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 When I first read that I thought that it wasn't too bad then I started thinking about if I had to do it.Making my way through the rancid rat infested wasteland of the Gallowgate, a stench not unlike that of hell burning my nostrils and eyes watering at the sight of some bare footed urchin children raking through bins wearing that luminous away kit monstrosity.The sky darkening with every step as I get closer to the east end cesspit. Crossing the threshold into their official store. Green and white rags costing £60 each hanging all over the place. Putting on my surgical gloves, to avoid the flesh eating bacteria and putting it into a basket. Handing across money to the lecherous old crone that mans the cash desk. Her putrid breath can be physically seen as a puff of gunge green mist emits every time she speaks.I'd just do the time in jail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Tree fiddy or jail,hmmm i'd just get some other cunt to buy the shite they wanted and avoid the 6 moon tbh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 19,051 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Aids. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,925 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Anyone who'd take the jail time are lying, plain and simple Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johanhentze 14,306 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Anyone who'd take the jail time are lying, plain and simpleAgree. Pretty easy decision. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 61,955 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 That reminds me, I'll need to look out my straw hat for the game tomorrow! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,654 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 I'd rather have Ebola. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NixonRFC 1,448 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Anyone who'd take the jail time are lying, plain and simpleif they're no lying then Jail probably wouldny be the right place for them anyway, a mental institution would be more fitting Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
West_Side 1,571 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 I'd buy the strip, go to give it to the person and then burn it and take the jail-time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastEnclosureBear 2,970 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 £50 to keep myself out the jail? Nae bother! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NixonRFC 1,448 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 I'd buy the strip, go to give it to the person and then burn it and take the jail-time.Naw yi widny Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
West_Side 1,571 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Naw yi widnyWell you're right enough there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 I'd buy the strip, go to give it to the person and then burn it and take the jail-time. Here speaks a guy unlikely to have ever done a sentence.Even the maddest,baddest cunt would always opt for the get out of jail option. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
West_Side 1,571 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Here speaks a guy unlikely to have ever done a sentence.Even the maddest,baddest cunt would always opt for the get out of jail option.Obviously in real life I'd buy the shirt and be done with it. But as an internet hardman I need to keep up appearances. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Obviously in real life I'd buy the shirt and be done with it. But as an internet hardman I need to keep up appearances. Fair enough. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NixonRFC 1,448 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Obviously in real life I'd buy the shirt and be done with it. But as an internet hardman I need to keep up appearances. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangers#1 5,478 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 That reminds me, I'll need to look out my straw hat for the game tomorrow! Cunt deserved a kicking for the staw hat alone Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
philiprfc 1,799 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 I often see German people online complaining that their justice system is a joke. Now I know why. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share Posted August 7, 2015 I often see German people online complaining that their justice system is a joke. Now I know why.Or is it ours is just too brutal? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 83,732 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 They could have every variation of taig kits if I got away with not going to prison Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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