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Zetland

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Just now, Malvern said:

Now your naming my bloody tortoise!

FFS give us a break, or let me rephrase, don't follow through on your previous threat of beating the life out of me and Terry the Tortoise will continue to be fed.

My hearing must be going. I thought you said Treacle....as in "slow as".

I suppose I can live with his name being Terry. :thumbsup:

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2 hours ago, Malvern said:

Sent you a PM, any questions feel free to ask away mate, if I won't sort it Zet will when she is online again.

 

2 hours ago, Zetland said:

I see @Malvern has been covering - Good Job as our American cousins often say!

PM if you need any further help MFJ14.

You have been added to the Pledged list meantime. :thumbup:

 

Thanks both for your help!

Sent over a small donation just a couple of seconds ago. 

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11 minutes ago, MFJ14 said:

 

 

Thanks both for your help!

Sent over a small donation just a couple of seconds ago. 

Doesn't matter how "small" and welcome to the club, you will see all the updates from Govan and Zet and know you are part of that along with the many others.

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5 hours ago, Malvern said:

Do you know how bloody fast a tortoise is, it takes time for the little bugger to return when carrying a bag of coins on his shell!

Anyway he has contributed now and no he doesn't have a partner so she is not donating.

Terry the Tortoise, I kid you not Bears, has been added to the Donated list. :dance:

Thanks for supporting the Fund. 

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21 minutes ago, Zetland said:

Terry the Tortoise, I kid you not Bears, has been added to the Donated list. :dance:

Thanks for supporting the Fund. 

:lol:

I must admit Z ... I do prefer  your name "Treacle" ..... very apt name for a tortoise ...... unless of course it's a race tortoise right enough ..... :p:

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7 minutes ago, Bobby Hume said:

:lol:

I must admit Z ... I do prefer  your name "Treacle" ..... very apt name for a tortoise ...... unless of course it's a race tortoise right enough ..... :p:

:UK:

I liked that too.  Never heard it before.

Shall we start a campaign?

@Malvern can't object - I'm pretty sure the RSPCA would be interested to hear about how he pimps out his pets. :lol:

 

 

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37 minutes ago, Zetland said:

Terry the Tortoise, I kid you not Bears, has been added to the Donated list. :dance:

Thanks for supporting the Fund. 

Thanks love, however I don't have a bloody Tortoise as you well know and the name is not Terry the Tortoise on the list!

Might upset a few people but it was a thought after one of my young idols Butcher and he might be slow as f*ck but he knows where he wants to be and where he should be (exactly where he wants to be) and has a great header on him, can even flick em in with the long neck!

Christ the Tortoise has more positive character traits than I do and I made the little shit up!

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5 minutes ago, govanblue said:

I liked that too.  Never heard it before.

Shall we start a campaign?

@Malvern can't object - I'm pretty sure the RSPCA would be interested to hear about how he pimps out his pets. :lol:

 

 

She's female and talking to me, of course I am going to give her money!

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8 minutes ago, Malvern said:

Thanks love, however I don't have a bloody Tortoise as you well know and the name is not Terry the Tortoise on the list!

Might upset a few people but it was a thought after one of my young idols Butcher and he might be slow as f*ck but he knows where he wants to be and where he should be (exactly where he wants to be) and has a great header on him, can even flick em in with the long neck!

Christ the Tortoise has more positive character traits than I do and I made the little shit up!

The tortoise is imaginary????

This is Earth-shattering - my whole philosophy was based on it!!

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4 minutes ago, govanblue said:

I liked that too.  Never heard it before.

Shall we start a campaign?

@Malvern can't object - I'm pretty sure the RSPCA would be interested to hear about how he pimps out his pets. :lol:

 

 

:lol:

I've heard he is a tough nut to crack ... and his name is whispered in farmyards and pet shop the length and breadth of the country ... some say he is so kind to his pets that farmers and pet shop owners are terrified there could be a national strike .... the farmers especially are worried sick that there farm could be the venue where it all kicks off.

In light of these rumours I suggest we tread carefully with ..... the one whose name they whisper ..... as he is known to surround himself with attack pussies ... so pampered that they will defend him to the last tin of Kitty-Kat ... which he selfishly lavish's on them .... some say he is the biggest trafficker of cat food in the country ... specialising in dealing whiskas to unsuspecting kittens and luring them into plush surroundings until they are dependent on his disgusting kindness and care .... the poor mites.

Caution and secrecy is the watchword when dealing with .... "EL Gato" ...... Brrrrrr!!! .... :p: 

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1 hour ago, Bobby Hume said:

:lol:

I've heard he is a tough nut to crack ... and his name is whispered in farmyards and pet shop the length and breadth of the country ... some say he is so kind to his pets that farmers and pet shop owners are terrified there could be a national strike .... the farmers especially are worried sick that there farm could be the venue where it all kicks off.

In light of these rumours I suggest we tread carefully with ..... the one whose name they whisper ..... as he is known to surround himself with attack pussies ... so pampered that they will defend him to the last tin of Kitty-Kat ... which he selfishly lavish's on them .... some say he is the biggest trafficker of cat food in the country ... specialising in dealing whiskas to unsuspecting kittens and luring them into plush surroundings until they are dependent on his disgusting kindness and care .... the poor mites.

Caution and secrecy is the watchword when dealing with .... "EL Gato" ...... Brrrrrr!!! .... :p: 

:UK:

Fucking Kitty Kat, do away with yourself before I come to you and sort this issue out!

Bloody hell just shelling out £300 quid for a cat I have never seen for vet bills so don't give me bloody Kitty Kat!

Whiskers and dry food which they love is what they get, fucking Kitty Kat!

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1 hour ago, Malvern said:

Thanks love, however I don't have a bloody Tortoise as you well know and the name is not Terry the Tortoise on the list!

Might upset a few people but it was a thought after one of my young idols Butcher and he might be slow as f*ck but he knows where he wants to be and where he should be (exactly where he wants to be) and has a great header on him, can even flick em in with the long neck!

Christ the Tortoise has more positive character traits than I do and I made the little shit up!

It is Terry the Tortoise now. :dance:

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