FSM 20,892 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 I plan to fit a new alarm IR sensor in the living room. I reckon I can get it done in under 15 mins (including test). Anyone else got exciting plans for half time? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 16,975 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 If we're losing I'm going to smash up my toilet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller time 4,988 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Take a patsy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eosmhdo 1,879 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, Queen's_highway said: Take a patsy Lee Harvey Oswald ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted October 23, 2016 Author Share Posted October 23, 2016 1 minute ago, harlands plater said: If we're losing I'm going to smash up my toilet. Surely you would be better asking a tarrier neighbour to use his and then smash it up instead? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,532 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Drop the kids off at the ocean Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 16,975 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, FSM said: Surely you would be better asking a tarrier neighbour to use his and then smash it up instead? Good point. I'll ask the guy with the effigies hanging from his roof. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted October 23, 2016 Author Share Posted October 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, KeyserSoze said: Drop the kids off at the ocean Also known as "doing a Gerry McCann". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluepeter 5,627 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 I plan to see if I can make one cup of coffee and one cup of tea. I love a challenge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsasasfloppyhair 13,310 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 I'm hoping hampden will be bouncing and I'll be signing the sash with Josh windass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,421 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 I plan to go on the gear wi Davie Weir. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 If we are winning i am going to give the missus the best 15 seconds of her life. Not sure what to do with the other 14 minutes and 45 seconds. Probably do a shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted October 23, 2016 Author Share Posted October 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, plumbGER said: If we are winning i am going to give the missus the best 15 seconds of her life. By pretending to have died from a heart attack? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, FSM said: By pretending to have died from a heart attack? It's been that long that it's a good possibility of that happening. Constipation is a bastard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 32,526 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Defo a shite if one can be mustered. A pish as a fallback option. Would have expected that to be everyone's ritual tbh. Perhaps with a swiftly prepared mug of tea and a digestive whilst performing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted October 23, 2016 Author Share Posted October 23, 2016 1 minute ago, plumbGER said: It's been that long that it's a good possibility of that happening. Constipation is a bastard. Going out like The King! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochBear 1,613 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Finish off last night's curry Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Watch the replays and pundits analysis of our goals. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cascadeshrimp 1,455 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Hopefully doing the bouncy on the couch Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, FSM said: Going out like The King! What skint and hated by the Rangers fans? Apart from his patsys at club1872. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Soprano 22,428 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Quick chug In the bogs of The louden Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
therightway 65 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Have 2 scotch pies with brown sauce Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonjourBonjour 1,244 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, therightway said: Have 2 scotch pies with brown sauce Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyalfollower 1,543 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Have a wank over a Halliday screamer to make it 2-0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Fit it on the wall above the setee before the game and you can test it when our first goal goes in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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