'cause Celtic are a massive club

[caseyjones 3,009]

They had Jim Torbett as head of the youth

They’ve got Elaine C Smith as a celebrity fan

They’ve got a four star stadium .... Rangers have five!

They’ve got four big stands, but none of them match

Their biggest stand shakes when they score a goal

They’ve got the most fans in Ireland, apart from Man U

They took 8 million fans to Seville

They’ve won the most trophies, apart from Rangers

They sing a Liverpool song at the start of their game

The council paid for their new training ground

Anyone remember the others?

[AllyRfc 71]

They are Called Celtic

[Bonnissel 37]

Theyve got susan boyle as a celebrity fan

[ScottBF2 3,540]

They're in the Bears Den frequently.

[Tumshie 205]

I didn't even think they had a four star stadium.

Sellik r ra massiv klub bcos they play the 'sellik way'

[GOAT 30,449]

Who gives a fuck what they've got or not got. Their dirty F*nian scum.

I only care what we've got.

[alfajerk 23]

they've all got aids and live off giros

[jimgers 565]

Cos they smell like shite so you know who to avoid.

[AW-WATP 112]

There Irish & Scottish

[caseyjones 3,009]

I didn't even think they had a four star stadium.

Sellik r ra massiv klub bcos they play the 'sellik way'

Poetic license, I assume.

[iain1712 336]

For a "scottish" club

They have won the most domestic

trophies ...

Nope that would be rangers

They have win the most European trophies....

Nope that would be abaaaaaadeen

Pretty much second rate all round then !!!!

[Gaz52 11,837]

They've got Samaras and he's having a laugh, they've got Samaras and he's having a laugh.. Cause celtc are a massive club

They've got Frank McGarvey and his wifes a whore

[chris_glasgow 2]

Great thread man. great

[Gaz52 11,837]

What about the classic, to the darts tune Planet Funk - Chase the sun

Dooooo Dooo Dooo Doo Dooo Doo VAN BRONCKHORST!

[whitey126 42]

Isnt there a line about Wayne Biggins?

[Zulu 981]

What in the name of fuck is this doing on a Rangers forum.

[Right_To_Censor 1,951]

What in the name of fuck is this doing on a Rangers forum.

i don't they say that.

"brilliant, joost won us the league"

[Mansion 120]

they've got big john hartson but not for long

they stole madeline mccann from portugal

they had johnny doyle but now hes fried

they've got peter tobin as their janitor

[caseyjones 3,009]

Isnt there a line about Wayne Biggins?

There is, yes. That was one that I couldn't remember.

[whitey126 42]

Isnt there a line about Wayne Biggins?

There is, yes. That was one that I couldn't remember.

Glad to be of some assistance!

[caseyjones 3,009]

they've got big john hartson but not for long

they stole madeline mccann from portugal

they had johnny doyle but now hes fried

they've got peter tobin as their janitor

Good man. Thanks.

[broxibear87 129]

Class!

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,660]

'cause they've goat tgfitw

[caseyjones 3,009]

Isnt there a line about Wayne Biggins?

There is, yes. That was one that I couldn't remember.

Glad to be of some assistance!

Is it "They've got Wayne Biggins in their hall of fame"?

[Gilesy 4]

they have many people who knew.