GrandSuckMaster

Kris Boyd is in second place?????????????? Tore Andre Flo scored a lot of goals, would he be in there?

If Faye plays i will get the first plane to Barcelona and attack the Barcelona goalie. Surely if i do that and then start heading towards Faye he will run away and no action will be taken for me asaulting the goalie anyway (as prescedents have been set ye know) and Faye will not be anywhere near the pitch. If anyone wants to buy me a plane ticket and a ticket for the game, i am willing to accept these just in case Faye plays.

In the voice of Archie Mac: "20 seconds to go in what has been an historic night in the Nou Camp. Barcelona are thinking of building a wall similar to Hadrians to keep these terrifying Scots from Glasgow at bay. This draw will go down as the greatest performance by a Scottish team in European history.... wait a minute, what's this?????? Woooooossssshhhh the blonde haired titan has rammed a screamer of a hellbanger of a thunderous drive past the despairing spanish net boy, RANGERS HAVE WON, RANGERS HAVE WON, RANGERS HAVE WON, what a night, what a night, marry me Daniel Cousin"

Group winners are top seeds

Cousins about to score a goal and i think i like it oooohhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

He was one of only a few French players who did not have a go at Scotland and he seems to understand the way football works. Messers Trezeguet and Messi (Messer Messi, just realised that is quality) could take a leaf out of his book. If you had a ford focus against a Ferrari you would try and block the ferrari the whole way round the track. If you had a Sasa Papac you would never venture beyond goal side of Messi

I f*ckin hate Chelsea purely because of Frank Lampard and John Terry, but i do have a likin for Hamburg (Except when they took away my Hammer)

I'm quite glad i was correct about this. I was still quite drunk this morning when i seen him and would have felt like a total p*ick had i been mistaken

Watch Scotland Today again at 6. I'm sure it will show you him again, he's quite daft lookin

Did anyone see Cousin's hair on Scotland Today earlier? He's died it blonde. He looks quit the daft, but does anyone think that means he is starting? Surely he wouldn't do that just to sit on the bench?

Dont mean to be fesicious, but the whole article ended in the team we all know is going to play. The only question should have been Darch or big DC

This topic has gone slightly off topic

Hew cant have that bad a touch.........his bird is stunnin

Swedish lassies are honestly amazing. Go to Sunny Beach in Bulgaria. It is the most popular resort for young scandanavians in Europe and they are genuinley the most stunning lassies in the world. Our balcony was on the main strip and every time you turn your head there is a stunning swede in either direction. Sorry to go over board, they are just so amazin

Shaktar and Benfica are almost as awful as Celtic away. I fear they will qualify with 9 points

Walter and Darcheville in a tree....

I finish work at 2 then a wee swally then straight to the game, yeehah

2005 actually, sorry

Auxerre 2006

Naismith has proved nothing yet. He scored goals at Killie, but then so did Boyd and he has no other abilities. Nacho much better at this stage

No, it will be p*ss easy

I was more nervous about a certain Arteta penalty a few years back. I dont think it gets more nerve wracking than that day

we dont have a chance

I think they were trying to lose Donati, but he kept on catching up with them