DietofWorms

"We aren't the Champions, We aren't the Champions. Nae time for winning, 'cause we aren't the Champions, of the world". Dicks.

"clearly the better team"...at coming second. They must have been devastated after their cup win.

He better be on a Bosman...because the best Frings in life are free.

Got me completely stumped.

..and have a Brown away kit.

Alex Hauser?

No no no no no no no no... etc.

Front pages for a few days. Editorial space too. Lead story on the news. Scottish parly summit..and El Haji Diouf told to 'Go Home', 'cause it's his fault.

That title must go to Anthony Stokes, surely?

I'm genuinley undecided..will Lafferty continue to flourish?..will it prevent a new younger player his place..at what cost? I didn't want him to go, but like Boyd, I don't want him back, I think.

It's Mr Mackie off South Park. Tims are bad Mmmmmkay!

Theo Snelders and Andy Webster..a couple of shitebags.

The Sun exclusively reveals 2000 year old papyrus that shows Judas Iscariot was 'suspected' of singing The Billy Boys at the Last Supper?

Gender reassignments a tough one. I'll light a candle.

I'm sure he did, in the 1984ish era with Davie MacKinnon et al. I'd need to google it to be sure though. edit: 5 appearances 1985/6 season.

Stuart Beattie.

Johnny Hamilton. Davie Mitchell. Dan Eggen!!!

He's a fantastic centre-half...and he's had his teeth done.

Cuellar, without a moments hesitation.

Conway would be a good addition to our squad.

Penny Arcade Vs the Tims.

John Brown always played a blinder against us when he was with Dundee.

One interesting one for me is Lennon and Thompson coming to view our game prior to the first Old Firm match..... Managed to come along without any 'threats' or 'attacks'.... I wonder what changed? Couldn't have anything to do with losing that game and the dummy getting spat could it? Interesting, is all I'm saying....

Agree with you I do. Yoda Loyal.

Did Big Jock Know?