Dear Mr McCoist
You failed miserably with a huge squad of over-paid, overweight, under talented, vastly experienced, journeymen professionals "coached" by you to lump the ball up the field to no one because you had eleven men back defending against the likes of Stirling Albion. Your successor, within a few months, has cleared out the deadwood, chopped the wage bill, brought in a squad of new, young, fit, eager players who entertained us on their way to doing what you and your lot couldn't.
Advice from you? Ram it up your fat arse.
Yours
Tipster