Big Laff's Dodgy Barnett 20 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 EL HADJI DIOUF wants to become the new Walter Smith when he hangs up his boots.The on-loan Rangers ace is desperate to get his coaching badges because he is determined to become a boss in his own right.He's already targeting a role as Senegal manager and plans to use outgoing Ibrox gaffer Smith as his inspiration to raise the standards of African football.Diouf said: "Africans simply do not like professionalism. Mediocrity rules. That's why we'll never advance, especially if we continue to give jobs to coaches who appoint friends who sell coconuts in markets as their assistants."That's why I'm currently killing myself to pass my coaching badges. I've watched the likes of Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola, Sam Allardyce and Walter Smith work."I'm going to try and reproduce what they do. I give myself four or five years more as a player, then after that I'll head back home to help people."I will say thanks to the Lord and I'll think about my new career as a coach with a club and the national team sooner or later."Diouf, who will return to Blackburn this summer, believes he'll be remembered in Senegal for HUNDREDS of years after his career playing in England and now with Gers.He explained: "I'm the only Senegalese player who has racked up 200 Premier League matches, the best championship in the world. You can take your hat off to me. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a professional and be well known, but El Hadji Diouf surpassed his limits."I know that my children will hear talk of their father for centuries. I've just been named the best Senegal player of the last 50 years. My challenge is to remain best for the next 50."Read more: http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/sport/spl/3567605/Ill-be-El-of-a-boss-like-Walt.html#ixzz1LnweKvUmGot to love El Hadji Sure knows how to nlow his own trumpet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
H72 265 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 El-Hadji Diouf as a manager. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amac9 2,060 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Will never have an ounce of the class and dignity that Walter Smith possesses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Laff's Dodgy Barnett 20 Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 You can take your hat off to me.The bold Diouf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,445 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Heard an interesting story about him the other day which I couldnt possibly divulge Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plamf 39 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Africans simply do not like professionalism. Mediocrity rules. That's why we'll never advance, especially if we continue to give jobs to coaches who appoint friends who sell coconuts in markets as their assistants.Fucking hell, what a quote haha! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryMc 2,398 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Someone created a topic on here a few days back asking: "What's the most cringeworthy thing you heard/seen from a Rangers player" Or something similar. Well for me this trumps the lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyjones 3,009 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 He really is a prick with no class whatsoever. Mediocrity rules. Aye, we've seen you in action! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretGer 5 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 There's more of a chance than Lennon brushing his teeth than this happening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfcfraserrfc 262 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Heard an interesting story about him the other day which I couldnt possibly divulge Nothing would surprise me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdocherty72 215 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I've watched the likes of Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola, Sam Allardyce and Walter Smith work.Sir Alex Ferguson is about the same as Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola, does Diouf not get on with him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I think Diouf is bigger wind-up merchant than half this forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamienM855 413 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Lmao, we should appoint him as manager for a season.Just imagine the reaction when we score against the taigs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterD 7,446 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 That's why we'll never advance, especially if we continue to give jobs to coaches who appoint friends who sell coconuts in markets as their assistants. Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Laff's Dodgy Barnett 20 Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 I think Diouf is bigger wind-up merchant than half this forum. He's fucking brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastEnclosureBear 2,970 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 He just doesnt give a fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,622 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 The thing is Diouf still has more class than the current manager of the beast end club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab_Rangers 38 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 some of the shite he comes out with is funny as fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyjones 3,009 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 The thing is Diouf still has more class than the current manager of the beast end club.They're on a par, and Diouf would be perfect for them had he not spat at them previously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Laff's Dodgy Barnett 20 Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 They're on a par, and Diouf would be perfect for them had he not spat at them previously.Gies peace! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplythebest 11,453 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Better not be fishing to join Ally's coaching staff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegecko 306 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 If Lennon can do it anyone can Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Nothing wrong with him wanting to do that and seems to really want to do it. Good for him.Decent players have went on to be top class managers.Not saying if he gets his coaching badges he will be as good ovcourse but.Jose Mourinho - Cocky as fuck , Decent player , wind up merchantEl Hadji Diouf - Cocky as fuck , Decent player , wind up merchant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyTheRangers 43 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Was in tears of laughter reading that. That was gold, he is fucking nuts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieD 19,243 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 "I'm the only Senegalese player who has racked up 200 Premier League matches, the best championship in the world. You can take your hat off to me. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a professional and be well known, but El Hadji Diouf surpassed his limits." :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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