Scottywellhousetb 52,596 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Was in ticket office today to renew my season tickets, wee guy in front of me at window "awrite hen can I get a ticket for cup final" were you successful in the ballot sir "naw but I've only missed wan gemme at home this season, can I no jist get wan" I'm sorry sir it doesn't work like that, "yer no telling me ye cannae give me wan ticket , ye must huv a couple spare " can't sir sorry "well stick it up yer fuckin arse then " apart from him being a wee bit out of order with the girl I was pissing myself, comedy gold Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartypants 4,588 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 You're lucky I never turned around and gave you a thick ear tbh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 He has a point. Imagine a Rangers fan wanting a ticket for the final and not getting one, comedy gold. You'd love the ballot thread OP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottywellhousetb 52,596 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Willis said: He has a point. Imagine a Rangers fan wanting a ticket for the final and not getting one, comedy gold. You'd love the ballot thread OP. I wasn't laughing at the guy for not having a ticket, just the way he went about it today trying his arm was funny, I've been in the guys position before so can we not turn a wee story from the ticket office into me laughing at guy's not having a ticket which I certainly am not Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vwbear 399 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Dont ask you don't get Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana 31 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, Vwbear said: Dont ask you don't get Do ask, you don't get Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 I got one that way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vwbear 399 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 23 minutes ago, Iguana said: Do ask, you don't get Well my point was he had nothing to lose asking for 1 this forum is full of smart arses Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, Vwbear said: Well my point was he had nothing to lose asking for 1 this forum is full of smart arses Taken you over 200 posts to realise that, jeez they not get much past you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana 31 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 True. But I wasn't even trying to be a smart arse . . . . He did ask and he didn't get Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,747 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 32 minutes ago, fanaticCR said: I got one that way. I got two doing same thing, not sure what problem is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEPPS BOY 77,781 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Ag, the glesgae banter...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueretro 704 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 16 minutes ago, Vwbear said: Well my point was he had nothing to lose asking for 1 this forum is full of smart arses Nothing wrong with asking but no need for the abuse to the ticket office woman. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFTONG 61,421 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 I am surprised it didn't work...Every Rangers Cup Final I have been to in the past I got myself and my Dad tickets by using this trusty fail proof method..The staff must have been changed..Did he no ask for Shuggie and give the "wink" followed by the trusty handshake.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 11 minutes ago, kplfishtank said: I got two doing same thing, not sure what problem is. Smart arse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewhitevanman 1,619 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 most of them in the TO are torn faced cunts I hate going in there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 17,184 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Reminds me of the time we chanced our arm at the box office in a Broadway theatre one Saturday afternoon and walked out with box tickets for that night's performance of Phantom Of The Opera. Sometimes the direct approach works best. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottywellhousetb 52,596 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, TEFTONG said: I am surprised it didn't work...Every Rangers Cup Final I have been to in the past I got myself and my Dad tickets by using this trusty fail proof method..The staff must have been changed..Did he no ask for Shuggie and give the "wink" followed by the trusty handshake.. Could possibly have worked better if the place hadn't been mobbed and able to hear whole conversation, bit of stealth required in this situation Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyren 601 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, blueretro said: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 12,917 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Iguana said: Do ask, you don't get ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyren 601 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 1 hour ago, blueretro said: Nothing wrong with asking but no need for the abuse to the ticket office woman. Have you read that op shite. ? Typing the glesga patter , the replies he heard calling the guy sir , then claiming he never heard the convo very well , lot of pish Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottywellhousetb 52,596 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Johnnyren said: Have you read that op shite. ? Typing the glesga patter , the replies he heard calling the guy sir , then claiming he never heard the convo very well , lot of pish Where did I say I didn't hear the convo very well, I quite clearly stated the whole place heard it, don't really care what you think tbh,simply posted a wee thing I heard in TO today, if you think it's a load of pish fair enough, have a nice night m8, you were obviously there and heard every word Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottywellhousetb 52,596 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 Also as for typing the glesga banter, I typed it as I heard it, shock fucking horror, he had a glaswegian accent and yes that horrible bastard behind the glass actually had the fucking nerve to call him sir, outrageous Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 15,094 Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 10 hours ago, Johnnyren said: Have you read that op shite. ? Typing the glesga patter , the replies he heard calling the guy sir , then claiming he never heard the convo very well , lot of pish Who is to say the man was not a 'Sir'? Bad show when a knight of the realm can't get a ticket for the final. By the way OP, was the lad wearing a suit of armour? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, Drunk and disorderly. said: Who is to say the man was not a 'Sir'? Bad show when a knight of the realm can't get a ticket for the final. By the way OP, was the lad wearing a suit of armour? I think OP is stealth-promoting his new book... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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