MisterC 12,397 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 OPEN LETTER TO RA SELLIK! Dear Ra Sellik. This Saturday, we, Rangers FC, come to visit you for a game of football. We know you are incredibly excited to see us. You seem to fancy your chances of winning the football game, much as you did only a few months back at Hampden - and we all remember how that worked out for you! Whoops! You also want to hurl eye-popping manic abuse at us for existing and most probably bang on about this being the first time we’ve played in the league (yawn). By all means put all your energy into the alternative Sevco universe. But while you do please do pause for just a moment to know that the wider football world and all relevant authorities do not care what you say. And, be in absolutely no doubt, neither do we It’s like someone we walk past every day telling us over and over that we're a giraffe. As a football Club it would be fair to say our last few years have been unprecedented and challenging. But it wasn’t as awful an experience as perhaps even we anticipated. Its most certainly brought us closer together than before. While we've stuck together we've shone the spotlight at the various charlatans in our Boardroom and demanded that the Club always comes first. If the Green Brigade had been in charge at Ibrox we would venture that even they wouldn’t have had the imagination to attack and undermine us as much as the Green & Whyte brigade. But blue steel determination to eradicate the rats won in the end. And through it all we’ve followed followed in droves and appreciated more than ever just how much we love our wonderful Club. Many have admired the journey. What you’ll see on Saturday is exactly what you’ve missed so dearly. The same People, the same colours, the same cause, the same challenge. No other visitor gets your blood pumping like we do. T’was ever thus. Hey we enjoy it too. Heavens you may even sell out your green seats! As for the football, you’ll no doubt win the game, lose the game or draw the game. That said, if we find ourselves 3 nil up there is always the possibility that you’ll implode in May 99 mode, adopt a temporary Glasgow Hibernian persona and maraud onto the pitch to abandon the game. Think we’ll be awarded the game 3-0. Seems fair. Just be sure not to hurt any advertising hoardings in the process or you may find yourselves at the end of a finger wagging! So roll on Saturday and the usual Old Firm carnival. We Are Rangers and we’re up for it. Oh and just one more thing before we visit.....please have a wash. Sincerely, The Bears! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummiesoot 16,111 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Very good Mr C Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,397 Posted September 5, 2016 Author Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 minute ago, dummiesoot said: Very good Mr C Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumnockbear 2,446 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
7troop 187 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Nice one mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
insider 123 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Perfectly put... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Well in shagger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,910 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 all that to basically say "haw ya fenian bastards, We're fucking coming for you, oh and Big Jock did indeed know" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,397 Posted September 5, 2016 Author Share Posted September 5, 2016 Just now, Jimbeamjunior said: all that to basically say "haw ya fenian bastards, We're fucking coming for you, oh and Big Jock did indeed know" Yes but as you well know I am far too cultured and refined to use such language... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Personally I'm feeling absolutely no pressure going in to this game. Just like last season, they are clear favourites and it's there for them to fuck it up. Hopefully we have the same result as least season too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummiesoot 16,111 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 You forgot Ps, "Big Jock wasn't a grass, unfortunately" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,397 Posted September 5, 2016 Author Share Posted September 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, fanaticCR said: Well in shagger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Not completely OT here but hopefully we can silence the bastards like we did when we scored at the midden while they were singing the Liverpool song. Theres a youtube video and it shows rod stewart and his tart right after we score but i am fucked if i can find it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,910 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, MisterC said: Yes but as you well know I am far too cultured and refined to use such language... thats what im here for colin my good man Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,397 Posted September 5, 2016 Author Share Posted September 5, 2016 Just now, Jimbeamjunior said: thats what im here for colin my good man I am honoured that you could take time away from the puggie at the Montfort to assist in this way.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedart1952 1,364 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Brilliant letter, apart for one part, its no good telling them to have a wash, their giro's wont stretch to a bar of soap. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,910 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, MisterC said: I am honoured that you could take time away from the puggie at the Montfort to assist in this way.... fuck that shite mate, its a ton jackpot now, i dont play them anymore hows things anyway mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,397 Posted September 5, 2016 Author Share Posted September 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, Jimbeamjunior said: fuck that shite mate, its a ton jackpot now, i dont play them anymore hows things anyway mate Aye not bad thanks mate, keeping busy and not managed to cause any accidents with my driving yet. Who you playing a week on Sunday will come along and watch Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 12,905 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Find it all a bit strange how they're getting worked up about playing against Scotland's newest club,surely they don't see us young upstarts as some kind of threat Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranter 136 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 And when the sound of the battle is over, it's shoulder to shoulder we'll stand. WATP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemc 305 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, MisterC said: OPEN LETTER TO RA SELLIK! Dear Ra Sellik. This Saturday, we, Rangers FC, come to visit you for a game of football. We know you are incredibly excited to see us. You seem to fancy your chances of winning the football game, much as you did only a few months back at Hampden - and we all remember how that worked out for you! Whoops! You also want to hurl eye-popping manic abuse at us for existing and most probably bang on about this being the first time we’ve played in the league (yawn). By all means put all your energy into the alternative Sevco universe. But while you do please do pause for just a moment to know that the wider football world and all relevant authorities do not care what you say. And, be in absolutely no doubt, neither do we It’s like someone we walk past every day telling us over and over that we're a giraffe. As a football Club it would be fair to say our last few years have been unprecedented and challenging. But it wasn’t as awful an experience as perhaps even we anticipated. Its most certainly brought us closer together than before. While we've stuck together we've shone the spotlight at the various charlatans in our Boardroom and demanded that the Club always comes first. If ǝpɐbıɹq uǝǝɹb ǝɥʇ had been in charge at Ibrox we would venture that even they wouldn’t have had the imagination to attack and undermine us as much as the Green & Whyte brigade. But blue steel determination to eradicate the rats won in the end. And through it all we’ve followed followed in droves and appreciated more than ever just how much we love our wonderful Club. Many have admired the journey. What you’ll see on Saturday is exactly what you’ve missed so dearly. The same People, the same colours, the same cause, the same challenge. No other visitor gets your blood pumping like we do. T’was ever thus. Hey we enjoy it too. Heavens you may even sell out your green seats! As for the football, you’ll no doubt win the game, lose the game or draw the game. That said, if we find ourselves 3 nil up there is always the possibility that you’ll implode in May 99 mode, adopt a temporary Glasgow Hibernian persona and maraud onto the pitch to abandon the game. Think we’ll be awarded the game 3-0. Seems fair. Just be sure not to hurt any advertising hoardings in the process or you may find yourselves at the end of a finger wagging! So roll on Saturday and the usual Old Firm carnival. We Are Rangers and we’re up for it. Oh and just one more thing before we visit.....please have a wash. Sincerely, The Bears! If they read that, they'll not know what you mean by have a wash? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,910 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 39 minutes ago, MisterC said: Aye not bad thanks mate, keeping busy and not managed to cause any accidents with my driving yet. Who you playing a week on Sunday will come along and watch east lane somewhere or other lol, ill text you the details, you still got same number Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmcdonald1990 40 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATP-FOREVER 5,231 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 A Closed Letter. FTP, BJK, even the pope knew BJK. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,397 Posted September 5, 2016 Author Share Posted September 5, 2016 40 minutes ago, Jimbeamjunior said: east lane somewhere or other lol, ill text you the details, you still got same number I do mate, keep me posted Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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