CaptainAmerica18 846 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 No even safe in his own house. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ale_ 17 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 29 minutes ago, CaptainAmerica18 said: No even safe in his own house. nothing happens?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainAmerica18 846 Posted December 11, 2016 Author Share Posted December 11, 2016 58 minutes ago, ale_ said: nothing happens?? Garner happens. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastEnclosureBear 3,024 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Fookin av it lad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 I bet Joe's shites are like Big Innes' off of Still Game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 1 minute ago, BF2 said: I bet Joe's shites are like Big Innes' off of Still Game. Give him a Midori before we play the bheggars on hogmanay Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoGeo7 11,343 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 couldn't be garner in the video, he's back in storage for the Hamilton game... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.G 10,773 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Is that a can o beer? Better be Tennents HeeHaw Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoGeo7 11,343 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 1 minute ago, A.T.G said: Is that a can o beer? Better be Tennents HeeHaw With it being garner it's probably a can of nails Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.G 10,773 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Just now, NeoGeo7 said: With it being garner it's probably a can of nails Beers for when we take the title from they cunts And I'll be lying in a pile of them for months Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoGeo7 11,343 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 1 minute ago, A.T.G said: Beers for when we take the title from they cunts And I'll be lying in a pile of them for months And what a day that'll be, I bet even the trophy will be smiling at coming home again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendofCoop 18,165 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 The steel rivets holding the new Forth crossing in place are loose strands of Joe Garners hair.. #Garnerfacts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoGeo7 11,343 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Cars have to look both ways to see if Joe Garner is crossing the road. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Brick shithouses are built like Joe Garner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Müller 340 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Joe Garner makes onions cry... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,666 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Joe Garner makes Chuck Norris shiver Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
delamonty 992 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 8 minutes ago, heathen fish boy said: Joe Garner makes Chuck Norris shiver Was waiting for the Chuck Norris jokes ... Some more... Joe Garner uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Joe Garner can kill him and take it. Joe Garner doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Joe Garner what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Joe Garner lost his virginity before his dad did. Joe Garner sheds his skin twice a year. Joe Garner once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Joe Garner won by 5. When Joe Garner goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face. Joe Garner does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Joe Garner could use to kill you, including the room itself. The Joe Garner military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Joe Garner could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. Joe Garner doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Joe Garner. Joe Garner can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?". In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Joe Garner turned that wine into beer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tavernator 279 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 From zero to Garner in under a second. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
giffnockger 4,840 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 13 hours ago, NeoGeo7 said: couldn't be garner in the video, he's back in storage for the Hamilton game... fucking brilliant hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluebells 6,898 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Some people wear superman pyjamas Superman wears Joe Garner pyjamas Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 While learning CPR Joe Garner actually brought the practice dummy to life. Joe Garner went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpidermansGaffer 2,552 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Liam Neeson hung up when Joe Garner answered... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 theres nails look at Joe garner and think "I wish i was that hard" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblueal 2,117 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 When Joe Garner was born it took s chainsaw to cut the cord Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band of Brothers 10,303 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Joe Garner can wheelie a unicycle Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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