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8 minutes ago, heathen fish boy said:

Joe Garner makes Chuck Norris shiver 

Was waiting for the Chuck Norris jokes ... (tu)  Some more...

Joe Garner uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Joe Garner can kill him and take it.

Joe Garner doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Joe Garner what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Joe Garner lost his virginity before his dad did.

Joe Garner sheds his skin twice a year.

Joe Garner once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Joe Garner won by 5.

When Joe Garner goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

Joe Garner does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Joe Garner could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The Joe Garner military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Joe Garner could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Joe Garner doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Joe Garner.

Joe Garner can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?".

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Joe Garner turned that wine into beer.

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