New Cleaning Machine

[DTWSSTKS 33]

1 hour ago, KeyserSoze said:

Can it run over the top of Dessers?

like polishing a turd kinda thing 

Cmon. It's a great bit of kit but it's not that good.  You'd need to take the buffing machine straight from the hands of the great architect of the universe to polish Dessers into something resembling a player.

[DTWSSTKS 33]

21 hours ago, will2203 said:

Can these new machines buff up the players skill and ability because this lot are very dull.  Perhaps a bit more important than the floor?

Some of them should be pushing it as opposed to being players

[DTWSSTKS 33]

5 hours ago, qwerty said:

Any pics on this engineering excellence

No but I'll be in Ibrox tomorrow at some point I'll see if I can find it. 

[Tiger Shaw 30,649]

2 minutes ago, DTWSSTKS said:

Not sure who the fruit loving freak is but cheers Tiger.

No worries buddy. I’m an ancient aliens believer if that makes you feel any less weird 

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3 hours ago, Hadron Collider said:

Might I suggest the OP just go polish his helmet? 

One needn't suggest such things. I, like the average man am well versed in the polishing of one's helmet. Mine has a great gleaming bulbous look to it. 

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34 minutes ago, JograBear said:

Is this thread so we can take our mind off how much money we spent on Lammers and Dessers? 

To be fair the cleaning machines are probably better value.

I find it best to pretend they are loan signings that may come good but ultimately can be returned to whence they came without consequence.

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3 minutes ago, Tiger Shaw said:

No worries buddy. I’m an ancient aliens believer if that makes you feel any less weird 

Tough sell that one.  Would make sense r.e. Pyramids etc. In thousands of years they may happen across footage of Dessers & Lamber, they'll absolutely not believe they were employed to play football for our ancient and honourable institution. 

[Tiger Shaw 30,649]

4 minutes ago, DTWSSTKS said:

Tough sell that one.  Would make sense r.e. Pyramids etc. In thousands of years they may happen across footage of Dessers & Lamber, they'll absolutely not believe they were employed to play football for our ancient and honourable institution. 

Aliens never built the pyramids don’t be silly lol

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42 minutes ago, Tiger Shaw said:

Aliens never built the pyramids don’t be silly lol

I've been to Egypt, it's absolutely more believable that Aliens built them than thieving Egyptians.  My mate Risky John has his camera and bum bag stolen in Cairo. 

[Tiger Shaw 30,649]

3 minutes ago, DTWSSTKS said:

I've been to Egypt, it's absolutely more believable that Aliens built them than thieving Egyptians.  My mate Risky John has his camera and bum bag stolen in Cairo. 

Tell Risky John I was asking for him hope he recovers well from his ordeal 

[GM63 2,214]

3 hours ago, KeyserSoze said:

Can it run over the top of Dessers?

like polishing a turd kinda thing 

Sadly he missed the unveiling..

[Master_Betty 340]

I’ve just read all 6 pages of this. Not sure how I feel about it.

[Unionblue 3,692]

1 minute ago, Master_Betty said:

I’ve just read all 6 pages of this. Not sure how I feel about it.

Polished it off, did you?

[DTWSSTKS 33]

3 hours ago, Tiger Shaw said:

Tell Risky John I was asking for him hope he recovers well from his ordeal 

Will do. Tiger. 

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45 minutes ago, Master_Betty said:

I’ve just read all 6 pages of this. Not sure how I feel about it.

It matters not how you feel. The Club have invested quite correctly in equipment that was required, It was my duty to report on this investment upon happening upon it. At least you're not furious like that one chap who wanted this post to go the way of Palestine,  obliterated into nothing. 

[The Specky Forum Organiser 65,175]

Absolute weirdo.