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Jakes Pal

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  1. Hibs will come at us, which will suit us down to the ground. We simply cannot play against the bus parkers, however they cannot do that against us on Wednesday. I will be putting a wee deep sea on Rangers by 2, thinking that 7 might be a smidgin optimistic.
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    Inverness Caley Thistle

    Imagine not liking the head of the most evil, destructive and divisive organisation the World has ever known. Shocking, nay vile.
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    Top of the League

    I see what you did there. Kudos. 👍
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    We’re absolutely rotten at times

    On Wednesday I would be very surprised if Popcorn Teeth decides to park the bus, especially after their result against THEM. Hamilton were wasting time when they were a goal down, that will not be the case against Hibs, expect a few goals at Easter Road, hopefully mostly for us.
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    *****Official Rangers v Hamilton Thread*****

    Despite all of the usual today, we are top of the League and come Wednesday, those of us not fortunate enough to be at the game will be in front of the telly buzzin. Way, way better than this time last year.
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    *****Official Rangers v Hamilton Thread*****

    Nae bother Gers, don't know what you were all worried about. 👀
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    *****Official Rangers v Hamilton Thread*****

    The frustration in Vignal's voice there with Lafferty, sums it up perfectly.
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    *****Official Rangers v Hamilton Thread*****

    Excuse me a moment while I move behind the sofa.
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    *****Official Rangers v Hamilton Thread*****

    You mean someone like Gazza? Ah, those were the days., when we had someone prepared to take the ball and drive at the opposition defence.
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    *****Official Rangers v Hamilton Thread*****

    Pleased with the attitude and work rate. Just frustrated that yet again we cannot turn the dominance into goals.
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    *****Official Rangers v Hamilton Thread*****

    What a pleasant change to see attempts at the through ball after that horror show of high cross balls last week.
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    ***Official Dundee v Rangers Thread***

    I cannot understand how it could not be communicated from the management team to stop lumping aimless high balls into the box. How difficult is it to tell the players to make runs for the through ball or the pass over the top? How many times would the Dundee keeper have had to happily pluck the ball out of the air before they realised that it was not working? If the game was still going on we would probably still be lumping the ball in. Second half tactics came straight from Baldrick's Big Book of Cunning Plans. Totally pissed off with that today.
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    Elite Sports to open a Glasgow store

    Nice, guaranteed target of vandalism by a mentalist in the very near future who cannot accept that we urnae deid.
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    Earl on Clyde

    Given that there is obviously the potential for mass hysteria and mental breakdown amongst the non-Rangers population, The Scottish Government (snigger) must take steps to ensure that Rangers do not win the League title this year. Whilst there is still a long way to go in the season and Rangers may not triumph this year simply through footballing fortune, The Scottish Government (snigger) should have a contingency plan in place if Rangers are still in with a real chance entering the last month of the season.
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    Goldson racially abused on twitter

    Symptomatic of the current situation in Scotland where people think that they can say things about Rangers or Rangers employees without risk of repercussion.