[***** The Official Hearts v Rangers Semi Final Match Thread *****]

Tav looks much fitter already since big Phil has came in, hope hes back to his best now, hes played well today.

[***** The Official Hearts v Rangers Semi Final Match Thread *****]

Balogun is clearly injured, wtf is going on here, get him off

[The other mob]

game over before the 10 minute mark, they'll rack up a cricket score now, hope Malky boots that guys baws, stupid tackle to make

[***** The Official Dundee v Rangers Match Thread *****]

jesus fuck thats only like someone vaping with a tfv8 cloudbeast.

[Dessers]

I'm 45 years old, fat, had 2 heart attacks, but by fuck if I pulled on that shirt I'd try like fuck for however many minutes I was on, this fuckin imposter is never a footballer, doesnt try a fuck, cant control a ball, cant header, doesnt jump, whenever he does track back he causes US problems, I'm honestly done with him, fuckin joke signing and its not enough to say its solely Beales fault, some idiot higher up sanctioned the cash outlay for him.

[The other mob]

Just now, aird said:

Looks like the wee guy from Recess

its uncanny

[The other mob]

1 minute ago, aird said:

Can't make him any uglier atleast.

hes got a face that fits being a tarrier, sometimes you can just look at a cunt and know that hes one of them.

[The other mob]

that Johnston took a peach of a ball right to the coupon, hoping for some lasting damage.

[Dessers]

38 minutes ago, SPWF said:

The fact Helander has left us, played every minute of league football for OB, and got back into the Sweden team says it all. 

That is totally gutting, I really liked big Fil, but its also seems like a damning indictment of our training and medical staffs methods

[Dessers]

19 minutes ago, McEwan's Lager said:

Dessers may not be the answer but Nouble? I mean looking at his career history the guy struggled to score in the National League South.

 

aye I dont mean we shouldve bought him but would we have been worse off having him up front since the start of the season than Dessers.

[Dessers]

I said it a while back when he first signed but would we have been any worse off if we'd have bought Nouble from Livingston?, When I first saw Dessers I thought hmm hes quite a big guy, he will be able to bully defenders, but he seems powderpuff for his size.

[*****The Official Rangers v The Homer and Bart’s Match Thread*****]

when it comes to our injury list I dont think its as simple as players picking up knocks. I think its like this...

proper injuries - Lawrence (self inflicted), Davis (accidental training), Danilo

canny be arsed - Barisic, Roofe, Ridvan

the canny be arsed crew are just sick notes like you get in any job, wake up that day and just say "I canny be arsed, I'll phone in"

[*****The Official Rangers v The Homer and Bart’s Match Thread*****]

that is the definition of being injury prone, breaks one leg, then breaks the other, glass player like roofe

[*****The Official Rangers v The Homer and Bart’s Match Thread*****]

well the guy had hardly any injuries in his whole career until he gets to us, now hes been injured most of his time here, doesnt matter if it was mismanaged or whatever else since coming to rangers hes become injury prone.

[*****The Official Sparta Prague v Rangers Match Thread*****]

the more I see Butland the more I'm sure Beale had fuck all to do with his signing, hes actually good,

[*****The Official Sparta Prague v Rangers Match Thread*****]

basic 10 yard pass, cantwell hasnt got a man on him and dessers passing it to no cunt, guys a joke, that stats thread is a joke, get this guy to fuck before he infects anyone else with his uselessness

[*****The Official Sparta Prague v Rangers Match Thread*****]

Butland is the man, only fuckin thing Beale done right.

[Site announcement]

RIP Ben :(

[The other mob]

fuckin joke penalty, good that he missed but for that to be given makes me sick and for VAR to agree its even worse.

[***** The Official Rangers v Hibs Match Thread *****]

what a difference it is not having to watch Borna and Tav swing aimless cross after aimless cross into the box, this new manager might just know what hes doing.

[***** The Official Rangers v Hibs Match Thread *****]

Used to think Hagi was slow but Dessers is running through treacle, its embarrassing how slow this donkey is.

[***** The Official Rangers v Hibs Match Thread *****]

good play by Wright but Dessers the hibs defender manages to cut out the pass to Sima.

Lundstram you tit and OMG Lammers ffs

[***** The Official Rangers v Hibs Match Thread *****]

good 45, shows that a decent manager can get something from shit players, although dessers and lammers are seriously shit and i dont think even jesus could turn them into footballers.

[Dessers]

Do we think fitness can play a part in him looking so bad?

 

watching that video he closes down the keeper a few times and also runs away from defenders, he actually looked quite quick, not matondo quick but quick enough, but with us he looks slow and cumbersome. He was injured just before coming to us I'm sure and if you look at other players in our team who used to be ultra fit when Gerrard was here and regularly complete 120 minutes in europe then go again at the weekend, they dont look anywhere near as fit now. Did Beales coaching ruin fitness levels in the team and in turn make it hard for Dessers to get back upto speed after his injury? . Weve seen Tav go backward in fitness levels, Lundstram is another, but also players getting injured far easier.

clutching at straws with Dessers maybe but fitness levels do look much worse during and after Beales time here.

[Dessers]

when we had good poachers we won titles, mccoist, boyd spring to mind, i know the idea of a modern day forward is he can run a defence ragged himself, bring other into it and score, but a good old fashioned centre forward scored goals and did little else, colak was that man and beale got rid for a donkey who cant do anything.