miracle

I'd hate to be stuck in a lift with BP9

Lennon's started his Hibs career just like he started at Bolton; signed an aging striker who can't score and got sent off in his first competitive game. Hopefully both these loathsome wee teams are relegated and never heard of again.

Honking. Looks like they're wearing bras

Maybe he doesn't need a number registered because of his age?

"For his own safety"

The ref's a mason!

Red Imps invite Gibraltarian Red Imps to celebrate victory 13 July 2016 From the sectionLincolnshire Share Image copyrightSNS Image captionLincoln Red Imps hit the headlines after a landmark victory over Celtic at the Victoria Stadium, Gibraltar Lincoln City FC has invited their Gibraltarian namesakes to the city to celebrate their shock victory over Celtic in a Champions League qualifier. Lincoln Red Imps, whose players include a fireman, a policeman and a taxi driver, beat the Scottish Premiership side 1-0 on Tuesday. The tie will be decided in the second leg at Celtic Park next Wednesday. Team officials in Lincoln said it would be "wonderful" for the team to visit on their way home from Scotland. The Gibraltarian team changed its name from the Blue Batons to the Lincoln Red Imps after a former Lincoln director sponsored them. Image copyrightSNS Image captionLee Casciaro puts the ball past Craig Gordon to give Lincoln Red Imps a famous win Lincoln City FC play in the National League and are nicknamed the Imps. Club director Roger Bates said their namesake's victory was "an amazing achievement". He said: "It is quite an amazing story - I don't think anyone expected it. "Some people seemed to think we'd beaten Celtic last night, which would have been wonderful, but no, it wasn't us." What's in a name? Reg Brearley, a former Lincoln City director, met the Gibraltarian side while on holiday in the 1970s He decided to sponsor the side and paid for new kit The team was re-named Lincoln Red Imps after Lincoln City as part of the deal He added: "We've had the association for 40 years without coming together, so it would be wonderful if they could pay us a visit."

A honking end to a honking tournament. Enjoy your holiday but I hope you're going self catering as the food in Portugal is terrible!

Finally. Govou on his way.

The pictures don't do her justice. She's nothing short of astonishing in real life. Get in there Captain America.

The away game at Brugges when he fluffed the header for their goal. Both Mikhailichenko and Kusznetsov played for Dinamo Kiev in the famous narrowed pitch game at Ibrox.

Correct!

Am I delirious or were they singing We are The People earlier?

Honking tournament.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tonight.

If we're not in Europe any more where exactly are we? The brexit voters clearly didn't think this through. I'll miss Eurovision personally.

Signs for Chesterfield: http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36575406

From what I read he was a bomb scare at u20 level so thanks for the plaudits but good riddance

Total yawnfest so far

I read that Mr Warburton's family still live in England and he spends all his time there when it's not a training day or a match so it's not surprising if he's having a break.

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This is is always a bit of fun when there's an international tournament on: http://www.twatball.co.uk Basically it's fantasy football except you pick the biggest team of twats for the tournament, points for needless bookings, own goals etc etc. Get your teams submitted and we'll set up an an RM league My team: Artur Boruc (0) Jonny Evans (0) Sergio Ramos (0) Bruno Alves (0) Pepe (0) Cesc Fàbregas (0) Marouane Fellaini (0) James McCarthy (0) James McClean (0) Aiden McGeady (0) Kyle Lafferty (0)

Playing devil's advocate here but maybe it could simply be down to us packing out Ibrox and Ceptic Park being 1/3 full lasty season?