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DerekJohnstone

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  1. God and the Officials... In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Quickly, God was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. God was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the earthly part. Then God said, "Let there be light!" Immediately, the officials demanded to know how the light would be made. Would there be strip mining? What about thermal pollution? God explained that the light would come from a large ball of fire. God was granted provisional permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would result from the ball of fire, and that he would obtain a building permit and to conserve energy, He would have the light out half the time. God agreed and offered to call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night". The officials replied that they were not interested in semantics. God said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation, plant yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit." The EPA agreed, so long as only native seed was used. Then God said, "Let the waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth." The officials pointed out that this would require approval from the Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audubon Society. Everything was okay until God said the project would be completed in six days. The officials said it would take at least two hundred days to review the applications and the impact statement. After that there would be a public hearing. Then there would be ten to twelve months before... At this point God created Hell/Septic park.
  2. It'll only take one journalist with some balls and this pack of cards will come crashing down. I hold my breath.
  3. By all accounts they're showing it on here: http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=220154∂=sports
  4. http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=220154∂=sports
  5. The only way of fighting these bigots is by not buying their toilet paper of a rhag. I honestly can't remember the last time I bought one of these papers (Rhecord/Sun), not for what they spout about us on a daily basis but as a paper goes, they are utter pish!!!!
  6. You were lucky there babes, JT just joined the queue.
  7. The thing that concerned me most from what I read was the lack of vision/positives coming from the club. "we've got 10 million in the bank as long as you guys keep turning up" is what I read.
  8. Give him the respect he deserves, let him go at the top. We'll win the league probably at a canter and too be honest winning cups is not going to change where we are. He's been a massive servant over the past few years and doesn't deserve to go this way, if he's that enclined to work with Green he'll walk with his head held high. I can't bear to kick one of our own out the door. He's Rangers through and through but that doesn't make him invincible. He'll know if it's not good enough, cos he hurts as much as us. I personally can go without a pishy league cup or FA cup if it meant him walking away with his head high and his diginty intack.
  9. It wouldn't surprise me if Green wrong footed everyone and went on commission only. He always was a step ahead of most folk.
  10. I'll put my hands up, I'm one of the guests on occassions. sorry!
  11. Good job the SFA didn't stick a CEO embargo on us, we would have struggled this season. IMO this will go on for years to come, as long as someone never owns a majority there's always going to be a power struggle.
  12. I think I posted a lyric before but here goes, "we're up to our knees in political can't rollover or you'll die". I'm sure the can't will be substituted to something else.
  13. League: Abandoned due to lack of sponsorship. League Cup: Quarter finalist. Ramsden Cup: Record winning margin in cup final. Scottish Cup: Finalists pending on the appeal by Ce**ic.
  14. Far better to have Dungcaster at the helm when it fails then some fall guy.
  15. The law would have been far more simple, if they had allowed you to sing whatever at a football match (private ground) and punish anything deemed offensive outside. The idea of punishing one individual when 2500 are singing as well seems ridiculous. More to the the point the constable should be questioned for massaging the C**l*c attendance. P.s If I was the said person I would have asked the constable to state his religion, just a thought.
  16. Rangers, most successful club in the world. Hearts, no comparison.
  17. Forgot I wrote this. Seems like it all came true.
  18. Lets just be grateful that he kept the club and our titles alive, lesser men would have sold out. No need to drag his name down when in reality no-one knows the truth.
  19. My only concern is Ally doesn't waste 3 seasons bringing in duds to win relatively easy leagues and realising they ain't up too scratch when we enter the SPFL. Then having to fork out a small fortune as we are so far behind the rest. Could be a wasted 3/4 years, when we could have had some shrewd investment in youth players. His scouting policy should have reached every corner of the globe for the next raw talent. (Arteta/Gattuso springs to mind).
  20. Probably heard the same conversation in every boardroom in the country at one time or another. Infact I'm sure that's my bank manager in the background.
  21. I'm sure he's got a budget to work with, I can't imagine the board giving him Carte blanche.
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