ayro

First one that I can remember is that NTL one.
Although technically my first Rangers top was this. 

There are no exceptions mate. You hang it up and the creases drop out 
Ironing a football shirt is genuinely brain dead 

2 bottles of tonic and a keg of Stella woop woop

Just surprised it still fits me mate, must have been a fat bastard 20 years ago 😂

I have MOORE 3 on the the back of that mate.

My first Rangers top that

Or do what @ayro did and roll it up in a ball until the night before match day. 

@.Williamson. Mind the other night you said football tops shouldn't be ironed? Always an exception. 😂

Top sorted for tomorrow, cargo purchased, battle fever simmering nicely.

Top sorted for tomorrow, cargo purchased, battle fever simmering nicely.

Top sorted for tomorrow, cargo purchased, battle fever simmering nicely.

Top sorted for tomorrow, cargo purchased, battle fever simmering nicely.

Top sorted for tomorrow, cargo purchased, battle fever simmering nicely.

Ach I’ve fucked hit half bs and peas and 4 lokos Hwfg 

Top sorted for tomorrow, cargo purchased, battle fever simmering nicely.

Fair play mate, been to the last 3, 2 of which are the only times I have cried at a football game 😥
89 when the cunts stole THAT throw in, was 16 and had been to every game that season and couldn’t believe they bastards had jammed a win that day.
02 somewhat older but emotionally unstable due to drinking pints of Staropramen chased with double vodka red bull for about 3 hours before KO 😂

Bit wild some of the gaps and limited amount of times there’s been a final between us.

Thought that was the pundits picks and wondered who’d had a stroke and picked 4-0 to us  

Tbh Jack annoys me more than Lundstram, I understand that no player wants to be injured but I look at Dowell, Roofe and Balogun come back and break down but come back again and break down yet Jack does absolutely none of that unless it coincides with international duty, bit like Aaron Ramsey.
I am probably being unreasonable as don’t know the full story but I see Lundstram getting ripped apart on here and social media when he’s always made himself available for selection, even last season you  could clearly see he was carrying injury yet fuck all gets said about Jack when he supposedly “gets it”.

Bang on, surprised he’s even been mentioned as an option given his lack of involvement and availability.
Terrible decision to give him a deal last year.

Just another Astro pitch mate which we can do without.
 

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He has to start as he’s the best option but the problem with his failure to convert chances is it seems to be at game changing times.
The weekend is a recent example, we were playing ok without being good he gets one on a plate to him, 1 up, it changes the game but no he misses, Cantwell makes a cunt of it and we are 1 down.
Ross County 1 up but playing shite as a team, he gets an absolute sitter and skies it right before HT game done, with 15 minutes of the 2nd half we are 2-1 down staring down the barrel.
Its not on any individual why we didn’t win the league, it’s a collective fuck up from Tav through to Cyriel with the only exemption for me being Butland.