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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=celtic+minded

Celtic Minded (commonly pronounced ra sellic minded) is the term used to describe certain sections of the Celtic support. While anybody can support Celtic, to be a fully accepted member of the Celtic "family" one must meet the following criteria :-

1. Catholic - This is a must , although one does not need to be practising (indeed the vast majority are not) to be fully accepted into the Celtic "family" one must allege to follow the man in Rome

2. Irish - One does not need to actually be Irish but to be fully accepted one must profess a love for the country of Ireland (even more than one's own country). Extra points are awarded for having a link to Ireland regardless of how tenuous that link may be (having a pint of Guinness is often enough)

3. Hate Rangers - Again this a must. To be fully accepted into the Celtic family one must display a hatred of all things Rangers related. This hatred must be put before the love for one's own team

4. Hate the UK - Another essential trait of the Celtic Minded. Despite the fact that the vast majority of the Celtic Minded family have a United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland passport to be fully accepted one must display a hatred for all things British

5. Hate The Queen - Plus points will be granted for a good old hatred of Her Majesty The Queen. This goes hand in hand in hand with the next point

6. Hate Proddies - Simply put, being Celtic Minded means one must show a dislike for those of the one truth faith.

Extra point's are awarded for showing affection to known woman and baby killers The IRA

i thought a tim had wrote this until i read the last sentence :lol:

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i hope they dont have an anti protestant agenda

after all our great club was slaughtered by the mhedia for deeming no catholics good enough to wear our great jersey

If we had chased an RC manager out of Ibrox who had won 3 in a row we would have been crucified by the mhedia ... but when septic do it with a Protestant the silence is deafening :dry:

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Celtic minded....potatoes, holy water, leprechauns, blarney stones, keeping shtum when abusers at work, beating up yer granny, sniffing coke, shoplifting, streetwalking, fiddling the benefit, joyriding, robbing slate off roof, selling heather, giving all your money to the priest, knowing one sentence in gaelic (our day will cum....duuhhhh), being envious of all things red white and blue, having shit flute bands, not knowing if you are scottish, irish, or transylvanian, singing about oireland but never going there, or knowing exactly where it is, liking altered images and the pogues, having no teeth, continually asking the question 'what is soap?', making love to your sister (or brother), walking on your knees, self harming, talking to yourself, slagging off loyalists on Youtube then shitting yourself when an Orange parade comes into view, chanting IRA at football games then saying you dont, etc etc etc

These are a few of their favourite things.

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The mhedia would have a field day if Rangers insisted on having a 'Rangers Minded' manager after Walter leaves - yet its okay that the bigots at carparkheid have ousted someone for being of the wrong faith and never to have declared a love for oirland or his hatred of all things they hate.

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I liked the way Spiers claimed the RC/Irish thing was overblown by the media last Monday...he denied being Irish, catholic and a Celtic fan was the main criteria.

Candidates mentioned so far: Owen Coyle, David O'Leary, Roy Keane.

Yup, overblown right enough.

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