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Went there on Thursday night, not knowing it was the locale of the Houston sellick supporters club, went inside, barman is an Irishman sporting ra hoops, I know I'm in trouble right away.

Night goes on, I'm about 6 beers deep, just finished my cheeseburger, said barman asks if I wanted desert. I ordered the Ice Cream Sundae. He said they had no bananas, so it was off the menu. I told him I'd still have it, just serve it with 4 wafers in the shape of a propeller. He had a somewhat confused look on his face, until I said ... 'You know ... a Helicopter Sundae'. He walked away in disgust, and I got no ice cream.

I just got a phone call from the president of the local car club I was there with, apparently I'm not allowed back in the pub, le barman said I was 'treating him with contempt'.

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Went there on Thursday night, not knowing it was the locale of the Houston sellick supporters club, went inside, barman is an Irishman sporting ra hoops, I know I'm in trouble right away.

Night goes on, I'm about 6 beers deep, just finished my cheeseburger, said barman asks if I wanted desert. I ordered the Ice Cream Sundae. He said they had no bananas, so it was off the menu. I told him I'd still have it, just serve it with 4 wafers in the shape of a propeller. He had a somewhat confused look on his face, until I said ... 'You know ... a Helicopter Sundae'. He walked away in disgust, and I got no ice cream.

I just got a phone call from the president of the local car club I was there with, apparently I'm not allowed back in the pub, le barman said I was 'treating him with contempt'.

I hope that that's a true story 'cos it made me laugh

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Went there on Thursday night, not knowing it was the locale of the Houston sellick supporters club, went inside, barman is an Irishman sporting ra hoops, I know I'm in trouble right away.

Night goes on, I'm about 6 beers deep, just finished my cheeseburger, said barman asks if I wanted desert. I ordered the Ice Cream Sundae. He said they had no bananas, so it was off the menu. I told him I'd still have it, just serve it with 4 wafers in the shape of a propeller. He had a somewhat confused look on his face, until I said ... 'You know ... a Helicopter Sundae'. He walked away in disgust, and I got no ice cream.

I just got a phone call from the president of the local car club I was there with, apparently I'm not allowed back in the pub, le barman said I was 'treating him with contempt'.

I hope that that's a true story 'cos it made me laugh

Mate, I wish I was lying. I'm something of an officionado on the Impreza Turbo / STi front. Heres a link to the thread in the car club about happy hour.

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=493118

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Went there on Thursday night, not knowing it was the locale of the Houston sellick supporters club, went inside, barman is an Irishman sporting ra hoops, I know I'm in trouble right away.

Night goes on, I'm about 6 beers deep, just finished my cheeseburger, said barman asks if I wanted desert. I ordered the Ice Cream Sundae. He said they had no bananas, so it was off the menu. I told him I'd still have it, just serve it with 4 wafers in the shape of a propeller. He had a somewhat confused look on his face, until I said ... 'You know ... a Helicopter Sundae'. He walked away in disgust, and I got no ice cream.

I just got a phone call from the president of the local car club I was there with, apparently I'm not allowed back in the pub, le barman said I was 'treating him with contempt'.

You know what you are dont you....A bloody bigot

You have no right asking for one of them you are totally out of order :craphead:

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(harhar) Good on ye! Shows what an advanced sense of humour yon barman has - instead of a witty comeback, he bans you out of spite. doh You're better off finding a more respectable watering hole, methinks. :P

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Went there on Thursday night, not knowing it was the locale of the Houston sellick supporters club, went inside, barman is an Irishman sporting ra hoops, I know I'm in trouble right away.

Night goes on, I'm about 6 beers deep, just finished my cheeseburger, said barman asks if I wanted desert. I ordered the Ice Cream Sundae. He said they had no bananas, so it was off the menu. I told him I'd still have it, just serve it with 4 wafers in the shape of a propeller. He had a somewhat confused look on his face, until I said ... 'You know ... a Helicopter Sundae'. He walked away in disgust, and I got no ice cream.

I just got a phone call from the president of the local car club I was there with, apparently I'm not allowed back in the pub, le barman said I was 'treating him with contempt'.

Well funny, had me laughing hard, if he cant take a joke f@ck him!

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Went there on Thursday night, not knowing it was the locale of the Houston sellick supporters club, went inside, barman is an Irishman sporting ra hoops, I know I'm in trouble right away.

Night goes on, I'm about 6 beers deep, just finished my cheeseburger, said barman asks if I wanted desert. I ordered the Ice Cream Sundae. He said they had no bananas, so it was off the menu. I told him I'd still have it, just serve it with 4 wafers in the shape of a propeller. He had a somewhat confused look on his face, until I said ... 'You know ... a Helicopter Sundae'. He walked away in disgust, and I got no ice cream.

I just got a phone call from the president of the local car club I was there with, apparently I'm not allowed back in the pub, le barman said I was 'treating him with contempt'.

Well funny, had me laughing hard, if he cant take a joke f@ck him!

Exactly. (tu)

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