RichardFoster 41 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 After a wonderful season at Rangers, with some wonderful people and fans, lovely place to play football and train everyday and winning my first medal in football since high school I have to endure a nightmare now.Back in Aberdeen at a stadium which is riddled with debris, training in a fucking university grounds under a dottled auld bastard called Granpaw Broon, arsehole team-mates, narrowminded sheep-shagging bhastards of fans and I want out.I cried driving back to pre-season training with Aberdeen in June, being made captain hasn't made it any better just means I'll get it in the neck most for my shit team-mates playing shit. I'm Richard Foster, I've got one more medal in the Aberdeen team than any other cunt will get and I'm the only Aberdeen player to play in the Champions League, I deserve respect from those sheep-shaggers.I know some of you may not rate me as a footballer, but I'll drive the team bus, clean the toilets at Ibrox, stand in front of the Broomie on Old Firm day with a machine gun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimgers 565 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Think of the lovely sheep you get to shag though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluejeff 16 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 83,626 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 This just isn't funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstone Burgh 1,657 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corkinator 611 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I think AMEC are hiring at the minute ricky! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac 115 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 eh? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Sasac 164 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Would have Foster back, I liked him. Can't see Kirk lasting past this season, Foster would be a good replacement. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardFoster 41 Posted September 25, 2011 Author Share Posted September 25, 2011 I'm better than him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee_RFC 6 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee_RFC 6 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I'm better than him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Jolson 3 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I'm better than him.Ah'm better than him tae. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstone Burgh 1,657 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Nice to see you swing that way, I'm happy for ye Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampionsAgain 1,373 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Quality :lol: id take him back for Broadfoot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstone Burgh 1,657 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I'm Richard FosterWe are all Ricky F Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartm 7 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 What's this all about? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstone Burgh 1,657 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 What's this all about?Someone was bored and decided to waste a couple of hours. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart54 218 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I'm better than him.No you're not.You're the worst full back we've ever had at Ibrox.Pittodrie is just perfect for you mate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the goal machine 7,813 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangersxfc 265 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 good call ...........................fosters Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MenHadADream 122 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Quite liked Foster and would be happy to have him back, but not for anything like Aberdeen were wanting for him Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nachothelegend 1,932 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 He did do a good job on Nani, i'll give him that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardFoster 41 Posted September 25, 2011 Author Share Posted September 25, 2011 Think of the lovely sheep you get to shag though.I'm the only sane one up here mate.As all my team-mates are shagging sheep, I've got Little Miss Bo Peep in sexual submission.I have got to admit I was dressed as a sheep at the time though Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minnbear 30 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I think it really is him, if it's no you can bet that's what he's thinkin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertzLoyalRSC 18,119 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 It must be the worst come down ever for the real guy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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