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PapaShango

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No. Folk can type how they want and it really does take a prick to complain about others spelling and have a go at them for it, unless it's unforgivable.

Your right - let's discourage basic language skills. Their is no need to criticise at all when folk are just plane around after ol as it simply creates two much unnecessary division.

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Your right - let's discourage basic language skills. Their is no need to criticise at all when folk are just plane around after ol as it simply creates two much unnecessary division.

On second thought that's fucking annoying to read :lol:

I don't think people should get on their high horses about others spelling though.

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Two and a half years on the site and only 33 posts. Has bad spelling pissed you off that much you can hardly bring yourself to post?

maybe he's just checking the meaning, origin and spelling of each word before he types in preparation for this thread.

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Changes to the English Language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly,this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favor of the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter!

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' wiz 'v'. During ze fifz year ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kurs be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After ze fifz yer ve vil hav a rali sensibl ritn styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evriun vil find it ezi tu undrstand ech ozer.

Zen Z Drem Vil Finali Kum Tru!

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