Bighouse 1,012 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Arsenal fans sang "There's only one job in Middlesborough" when Joseph-Desire Job played there Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblueoysterbar 19,658 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 'Peter Reid's got a monkey's fuckin heid/eats bananas with his feet'answered with, 'Bobby Robson's nearly fuckin deid'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckay 146 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 "Don't blame it on the Biscan, don't blame it on the Hamann, don't blame it on the Finnan, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet.""Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye. Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye. Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye. Saturday, Habib Beye, rockin' all week with you!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesh 28 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Celery, Celery, if she don't cum I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcoholic 1,348 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 He's big, he's black, he takes it up the back,Big Pierre, Big Pierre Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Boruc wheres the wife followed shortly by Shes getting shagged back in Poland Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Nosed Babe 20,735 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Celery, Celery, if she don't cum I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery!Took a while for that one to surface. I still wonder as to the origins of that chant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 When John Obi-Mikel scored recently the Chelsea fans started singing "he scores when he wants, he score when he wants, He's John Obi-Mikel , he scores when he wants".It was his first goal in 185 premier league appearances for the club. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rangers FC 751 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 When Liverpool had a friendly with us not long ago, big Kuyt was warming up infront of BF1 and the cries of "HEY YOU GUYS" rang around the section. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the drummer 414 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Id rather be a d****e than a tim oola oola Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisb72 50 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Some absolute steamin cull in the Broomloan when we were playing Hearts. 'F-E-A-R-T-S, farts, farts, glorious farts! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec87 331 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Id rather be a d****e than a tim oola oolaHa ha thought of that one myself but decided against posting it. Remember this one a lot when Mark Walters was getting terrible abuse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weird_Beard 99 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Remember this own goal by Djimi Traore ?Well Liverpool fans singing the below to the tune of 'Blame it on the boogie' was one of the funniest I ever heard.Don't blame it on the Biscan,Don't blame it on the Hamann,Don't blame it on the Finnan,Blame it on Traore,He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz11MD 10 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Aberdeen Aberdeen cannae kick a jelly beanCeltic cannae kick a ballRangers are the best of all Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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