RFC Eagle 4,888 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Thia was a favourite of mine: Or this one: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 1,150 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 very good but what's the tune ?The standard na nana na nana na na, were the Glasgow Rangers tune Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elephants stoned 2,994 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Wasn't aware of Arsenal fans signing it. First I heard it was from Utd mate.Maybe it was and Arsenal fans stole it but I remember it caused a storm when he was at Spurs and it was claimed it was racist probably for the washes elephants part although thats hardly racist Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 When Sunderland beat West Ham.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
larky loyal 3 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 He's fat he's round he isnsae worth a pound mark mcghee Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Non_Sucumbi 876 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Set the scene, week before Man U. travel to Anfield big story breaks about T. Docherty shagging the physios missus. Mary something or other. Cue the game, teams come out followed by managers. As Docherty made his way to the dugout the Kop in unison broke into; he's shot, He's cum all over Marys bum, Tommy Doc, Tommy Doc He ran and hid in the dugout. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwhiteandgreen 43 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 many years ago at an East Fife game when Frank McGarvey was playing out his career for Clyde (i think), the Fife fans started chanting:Frank McGarvey is famous,Frank McGarvey is famous;but, you've got to be frankMcGarvey's a wank,wnakwankwankor the 1st time i heard the he's fat, he's round chant: the Spurs FA cup game when Gascoigne broke his leg:he's fat, he's roundhe bounces off the ground,paul gascoignepaul gascoignejust cruel it was... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shetland Bear 433 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Was at an Inter Milan game a couple of years ago. I have no idea what the chant was, but it was to the tune of "I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked." Had to do a double take when I heard it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcb 1,167 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 He's fat he's round he isnsae worth a pound mark mcgheeAlsoHe's fat he's round his arse drags on the ground Mark McGhee. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1873bear 192 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 When I was a nipper a remember "Davie dodds elephant man Davie dodds elephant man" then we signed him Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger_onimo 20,488 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 The Man City one about Kolo/Yaya Toure to the tune of No Limits by 2 Unlimited cracks me up. Needs the actions though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cothalbear 11 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 when Dalglish was managing them - 'mibbes aye, mibbes naw' to to the nine in a row tune Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcb 1,167 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 when Dalglish was managing them - 'mibbes aye, mibbes naw' to to the nine in a row tuneWill he stay or will he goMibbes aye Mibbes no. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sket 13,610 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Must admit as much as it hurts.When the scum sang to Darcheville "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" I laughedThat wasn't even funny. Darch was a tank.Taig sympathiser. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 yer wife's a whore always makes me giggle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrangemouthRSC 832 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 He's big, he's red, his feet hang out the bed, Peter Crouch Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainAmerica18 846 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Adebayor, Adebayor,used to like coach trips,but don't anymore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Preston a few years ago where getting beat one nil started to sing we'regonna win 2-1Went two nil down. we're gonna win 3-2Went three nil down we're gonna win 4-3went four nil down. we're gonna win 5-4Went five nil down. if youd settle for a draw clap your hands. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavieMacRFC 850 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Posh spice is a slapperShe takes it up the rearAnd when shes shaggin beckhamShe thinks of Davie Weir(adams family tune)Cheer up tommy burnsOh what can it meanTo be a wee ginger bastardWith a shit football team(daydream believer tune)Same applied to martin oniel specky bastard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick54 15 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Do you shop at Jacamo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don81 2,838 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Sebos on we're taking the piss vs the mhanks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 109,071 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Posh spice is a slapperShe takes it up the rearAnd when shes shaggin beckhamShe thinks of Davie Weir(adams family tune)Cheer up tommy burnsOh what can it meanTo be a wee ginger bastardWith a shit football teame(daydream believer tune)Same applied to martin oniel specky bastard.It was Fenian bastard not ginger bastard,Btw focus I'm merely pointing out the song ya wee minx don't get excited Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKGER 138 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 the jon daly song - The wheels on ya house go round and round, round and round, round and round....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrangemouthRSC 832 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 What's that coming over Brazil, it's Jimmy Torbett Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Nosed Babe 20,735 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 The Cadette Song, Mibbes Aye Mibbes Naw songs and Posh Spice takes it up the arse were always funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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