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If the deal with Celtic goes through then good luck to Secret Agent Allan.

It must be hard for the man to join a team he has detested as a boy growing up a Rangers fan. Lets hope the Celtic fans can overlook the fact he probably sang The Billy Boys at some stage of his life whilst watching a game against them.

It would take some guts to go about his business the way he has and to potentially join a team with fans who despised the Secret Agent 'h**' when he was on the brink of joining his boyhood heroes. Imagine not being able to hang out with your best mate and fellow team-mates in Glasgow without the possibility of some very negative comments. Im sure big Brooney and Griffiths are just as much of a laugh though..

Oh, and how the Celtic fans have been taken for a ride over this. The height of their ambition eh? The hype surrounding signing a player from the second tier of Scottish football hahaha. Believe me, the only reason they are loving this is the fact they have "taken" him from us. They must feel great knowing he actively sought a move to us and requested to move to us. But what can we really do when Hibs refuse to do business with us? Looks like he settled for a secret agent job with the sloppy seconds.

Well Secret Agent Allan, good luck to you on your mission and know that any mistake you make when possibly playing for the animals we will do our part in reminding them that you are one of our own!

Celtic, we are coming for you!

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Scott Allan is a wanker

He wears a wankers hat

He could have signed for Rangers

But he's a fucking rat

He sold his soul for money ...

To play in emerald green

For the dirtiest manky bastards

The world has ever seen

Oh Scott Allan is a wanker

Get it sung :cool:

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