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⚫SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS⚫

Celtic football club have had to make an emergency signing bringing in Italian play maker (cano de odorant) on a play as you spray contract due to the uncleanliness of the rest of the squad and their supporters

Peter lawell speaking after this magnificent signing " well I've acted on the best interests of the club here today , and hopefully we see a bigger support attending our home ground. Rather than the poxy 30,000 smelly bastards we've been getting for the last three seasons! without the most successful club in the world being in the league the crowds don't want to know"

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When you walk in a shower,

Hold your baws up high,

And don't be afraid of the soap,

At the end of the shower,

There's a golden smell,

And a sweet silver spray of the sure.

Wash on, after wind,

Wash on after rain,

Though your stench be washed and thrown,

Wash on, Wash on, with soap in your hand,

And you'll never wash alone,

You'll never wash alone.

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When you walk in a shower,

Hold your baws up high,

And don't be afraid of the soap,

At the end of the shower,

There's a golden smell,

And a sweet silver spray of the sure.

Wash on, after wind,

Wash on after rain,

Though your stench be washed and thrown,

Wash on, Wash on, with soap in your hand,

And you'll never wash alone,

You'll never wash alone.

Stop it.

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Another report of this story that tries to be very sensitive...

There's apparently a hygiene problem in the green and white section of Glasgow. Following numerous complaints, Celtic have been forced to send a letter to supporters reminding them to shower. There were so many smelly people at Celtic Park so often that complaints were piling up.

So, if you're a Celtic fan going away to Ajax on Thursday, please remember to shower in your hotel beforehand.

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When you walk in a shower,

Hold your baws up high,

And don't be afraid of the soap,

At the end of the shower,

There's a golden smell,

And a sweet silver spray of the sure.

Wash on, after wind,

Wash on after rain,

Though your stench be washed and thrown,

Wash on, Wash on, with soap in your hand,

And you'll never wash alone,

You'll never wash alone.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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