StaunchLondonGer 1,651 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Okay, we don't need the managerial version. We need an out-and-out mercurial striker like Coisty in his pomp. A nifty wee poacher who can read the game and instinctively knows where to pop up and do the business! All our fucking possession and build-up play and we're getting fuck all end product week-in-week-out. We haven't been consistently free-scoring since the EARLY part of last season!!! Okay yes, other areas of our team are weak, but on days like today when we achieve Warburton's goal of "dominating the football" we fucking NEED to be fucking scoring fucksake Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,540 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Get yourself to fuck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band of Brothers 10,303 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterD 7,446 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 We'd play him right mid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeWallaceRFC 3,920 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue 9,516 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 We look like we've wasted £1.5m trying to find a poacher who looks more interested in getting in to a fight with a defender than scoring or getting in to the box ahead of someone picking him up. I'm fucking depressed now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_r_sole 366 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 yup, we don't have a striker in the squad who knows how to play in the box, been the same for ages, waggy papered over the cracks last season but even then it was completely obvious Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser1041 9,088 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Get this cunt to fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz 78 918 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 The problem is the 4-3-3 and the strikers spending more time out wide than in the box. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveEarle 9,853 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, LeeWallaceRFC said: Has someone just asked this guy to sing Coward Of The County?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornabear 6,221 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 We need McCoist like we need aides. Not for me pal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangersfansmediawatch 1,055 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Problem with signing Garner is we shouldn't have,We tried to sign a couple of defenders and they didn't come. Our priority is defence and conceding goals,Pretty sure if we had a good look around there are a few defenders out of contract and Garner's fee could have been used to pay wages. Problem also with Garner is he's a player playing up top and getting no service,If you are going to sign a player at £1.5m/£1.8m then you need to play in such a way that he get's plenty of service which isn't happening. I thought Garner signing was quite bizarre giving where our problems lie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDFM 3,809 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 We NEED Gazza We NEED Gough We NEED some decent fucking footballers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 14 minutes ago, StaunchLondonGer said: Okay, we don't need the managerial version. We need an out-and-out mercurial striker like Coisty in his pomp. A nifty wee poacher who can read the game and instinctively knows where to pop up and do the business! All our fucking possession and build-up play and we're getting fuck all end product week-in-week-out. We haven't been consistently free-scoring since the EARLY part of last season!!! Okay yes, other areas of our team are weak, but on days like today when we achieve Warburton's goal of "dominating the football" we fucking NEED to be fucking scoring fucksake Right now I'd settle for a Maurice johnston, but absolutely we need someone who can fill that poaching role. Lots of ball into the box today and nobody to put it away. People writing off Garner, who scored a poachers goal last week. FFS guy hasnt even played a full game and is being written off by the RM punTiTs Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Ignoring the shite fishing attempt. I think you're wrong, it's not like last Season where we weren't taking our chances. We aren't creating chances, look at Hamilton and Kilmarnock. The amount of 'shots' we had today will be ballooned, pardon the pun, due to the amount of shots we took from outside the box. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-12th-Man 52 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 22 minutes ago, StaunchLondonGer said: Okay, we don't need the managerial version. We need an out-and-out mercurial striker like Coisty in his pomp. A nifty wee poacher who can read the game and instinctively knows where to pop up and do the business! All our fucking possession and build-up play and we're getting fuck all end product week-in-week-out. We haven't been consistently free-scoring since the EARLY part of last season!!! Okay yes, other areas of our team are weak, but on days like today when we achieve Warburton's goal of "dominating the football" we fucking NEED to be fucking scoring fucksake Really fs Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaunchLondonGer 1,651 Posted September 17, 2016 Author Share Posted September 17, 2016 Just now, siddiqi_drinker said: Right now I'd settle for a Maurice johnston, but absolutely we need someone who can fill that poaching role. Lots of ball into the box today and nobody to put it away. People writing off Garner, who scored a poachers goal last week. FFS guy hasnt even played a full game and is being written off by the RM punTiTs Fucking exactly. And fair enough point re Garner. We need to see if new signings will deliver goals. What I'm pretty sure about is that Waghorn will not deliver this term. Easier in Championship and a lot of his goals were pens (he also missed a heap don't forget). Kenny has delivered for us on the big occasions (Hibs, smelly fuckers) but too old now obv. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Just now, Rangers_no1 said: There was a few good crosses today that were crying out for a penalty box striker, far too many times we have one player in the six yard box(at times none). I honestly believe if we had a Sam Winnall or Tom Bradshaw through the middle rather than Garner we would have won today. Bringing in another striker wouldn't make a difference with the way we play, unless they're the size of the 18 yard box itself. It's too much to ask one man in the box to get on the end of every cross when he's up against at least 3 defenders and a keeper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 83,754 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Why use McCoist as an example at all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaunchLondonGer 1,651 Posted September 17, 2016 Author Share Posted September 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, ben51 said: Ignoring the shite fishing attempt. I think you're wrong, it's not like last Season where we weren't taking our chances. We aren't creating chances, look at Hamilton and Kilmarnock. The amount of 'shots' we had today will be ballooned, pardon the pun, due to the amount of shots we took from outside the box. ha not much of a fisherman but I like a wind up. my point is that when McKay or Tav (or whoever the fuck) whip the ball into the box there's no cunt there. Ever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaunchLondonGer 1,651 Posted September 17, 2016 Author Share Posted September 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Rangers_no1 said: There was a few good crosses today that were crying out for a penalty box striker THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking obvious no? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, .Williamson. said: Why use McCoist as an example at all. He gave his reasons or did you not read his post, best striker ever to play for us. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_dado 25 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Sign Kris Boyd in January, problem solved. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, StaunchLondonGer said: ha not much of a fisherman but I like a wind up. my point is that when McKay or Tav (or whoever the fuck) whip the ball into the box there's no cunt there. Ever. Lovenkrands must be a wind up merchant as well, he said the same about no one in the box attacking the ball. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaunchLondonGer 1,651 Posted September 17, 2016 Author Share Posted September 17, 2016 6 minutes ago, .Williamson. said: Why use McCoist as an example at all. just a wind up geez. chill Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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