ricksen_da_best 2,034 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Because we dont let in 55 year old men pretending to be 14 year old school girls http://kerrydalestreet.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=65054 I have supported this club virtually from birth, courtesy of my dad RIP. I have been a "home and away" man over many years but since I moved to Burnley 20 years ago I can only get to games as and when I can get tickets and Mrs Burnley Celt gives the go ahead. I have had a call tonight from my oldest Celtic buddy who tells me he has a ticket for me for the April midweek game against Der h** at CP. Apparently. the tickets are from a season ticket holder and my particular ticket is for his 14 year old daughter. The advice I need is this. How is the matter of adult/child tickets policed at CP on such occasions and if it is a problem, can any of you suggest where I can obtain a schoolgirl uniform that will fit a portly 55 year old before the game? (Last question is a joke I think!) I have not been to a h** game for 30 years so this is very important to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,656 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 and also theyve got 4 big stands and none of them match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimenez 1 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 good luck to him. Hope he wears that uniform and gets beasted like most 14 year olds would do in that company Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbob1969 1,459 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 It's an eyesore on the skyline, looks like it was built out of Polish meccano but they ran out before they could finish, the car park looks like Beirut, the boarded up flats outside look like shanty town with shingles and the air of holier than thou hypocrisy is barely hidden by the smell of Barraland burger vans. Apart from dressing up as schoolkids to get in free many of the support have also been obtaining benefits disguised as disability cases. The whole scene is awash with battery operated buggies and myopic unfortunates leeching from the social ( that's a joke, I think). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
goveneast 0 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 The answer is very simple ibrox is full of Bears of the blue variety cp is full of shite of the smelly variety easy eh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I actully hear the park at the piggery was much greener and lush than ours - This is due to all the shit on the park! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_ni 12 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I actully hear the park at the piggery was much greener and lush than ours - This is due to all the shit on the park! so so true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmccallsfall 4 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 It's an eyesore on the skyline, looks like it was built out of Polish meccano but they ran out before they could finish, the car park looks like Beirut, the boarded up flats outside look like shanty town with shingles and the air of holier than thou hypocrisy is barely hidden by the smell of Barraland burger vans. Aye thats right, but it wont take long for GDC and the Commonwealth Funding to sort that out eh ?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangersross 6,530 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCLoyal9 53 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Well on one hand you have the stadium , constructed as a lasting monument to 66 of its missing supporters. This stadium includes a listed building (courtesy of renowned architect Archibald Leitch) that is one of the finest examples of 1920s workmanship anywhere in Britain. The surrounding stands boast top facilties that have earned a 5 star UEFA rating. On the other hand , you have this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty 0 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Well on one hand you have the stadium , constructed as a lasting monument to 66 of its missing supporters. This stadium includes a listed building (courtesy of renowned architect Archibald Leitch) that is one of the finest examples of 1920s workmanship anywhere in Britain. The surrounding stands boast top facilties that have earned a 5 star UEFA rating. On the other hand , you have this I don't know what's better, the "San Giro" or the "Big Jock Nou Camp" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briton 394 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 It's an eyesore on the skyline, looks like it was built out of Polish meccano... That's a bit unfair on the Poles and Meccano I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally62 393 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Is that last pcture there version of the club Deck"?????? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossDas 1,071 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Because the gutters never fell off Ibrox. Still remember my Caley mates coming back from that match singing " paradise is falling down!" Besides, Pighead park looks like some kind of Prison. Speaking of jails I hope everyone will be singing " You're in breach of your ASBO's " at the celtic support in the upcoming OF game! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossDas 1,071 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Oh yeah, I heard that their stadium was built so cheaply that it'll have to be rebuilt in under 20 years. Any truth in that ( the rebuilding thing, obviously built on the cheap ) ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummiesoot 16,006 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Oh yeah, I heard that their stadium was built so cheaply that it'll have to be rebuilt in under 20 years. Any truth in that ( the rebuilding thing, obviously built on the cheap ) ? From the photo shown, looks as tho' some remedial work has already been (poorly) done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff crap in the head 120 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Well on one hand you have the stadium , constructed as a lasting monument to 66 of its missing supporters. This stadium includes a listed building (courtesy of renowned architect Archibald Leitch) that is one of the finest examples of 1920s workmanship anywhere in Britain. The surrounding stands boast top facilties that have earned a 5 star UEFA rating. On the other hand , you have this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briton 394 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Here's another behind the scenes shot at 'paradise'. Who left that Union Flag there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
excoriate 0 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Are those coils of barbed wire beside the chair on the right hand side? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopermania 1 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I hear rumours Septic Park is crumbling ? In other words, poorly constructed and wont even last a few years without serious maintenance ? On the other hand, I and a load of the guys from RM did the Ibrox tour last year. It was my first tour and I will be doing it again. I highly recommend it. Took about an hour and a half if Im right. The history, surroundings, stories, everything just blew me away. The legend that is Tiny took us round and explained everything to us in detail. She didnt rush anything and looked after us brilliantly. Many thanks Tiny !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopermania 1 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Following on, regarding Septic park. Like they say, you cant polish a turd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty 0 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Cheers for the pics Coop, they're mint . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue86 0 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I hear rumours Septic Park is crumbling ? In other words, poorly constructed and wont even last a few years without serious maintenance ? On the other hand, I and a load of the guys from RM did the Ibrox tour last year. It was my first tour and I will be doing it again. I highly recommend it. Took about an hour and a half if Im right. The history, surroundings, stories, everything just blew me away. The legend that is Tiny took us round and explained everything to us in detail. She didnt rush anything and looked after us brilliantly. Many thanks Tiny !! Tiny is indeed a legend. When I went, she said she lives across the road from Ibrox and has worked for the club for a huge amount of years. Canne mind the number but was a long long time!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue86 0 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Here's another behind the scenes shot at 'paradise'. Who left that Union Flag there? Also, love the fact there appears to be school chairs in this gantry.... classy .... and also cheap! says it all! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopermania 1 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I hear rumours Septic Park is crumbling ? In other words, poorly constructed and wont even last a few years without serious maintenance ? On the other hand, I and a load of the guys from RM did the Ibrox tour last year. It was my first tour and I will be doing it again. I highly recommend it. Took about an hour and a half if Im right. The history, surroundings, stories, everything just blew me away. The legend that is Tiny took us round and explained everything to us in detail. She didnt rush anything and looked after us brilliantly. Many thanks Tiny !! Tiny is indeed a legend. When I went, she said she lives across the road from Ibrox and has worked for the club for a huge amount of years. Canne mind the number but was a long long time!! Im sure she said 40 something years 86. I cant remember exactly, but one of the guys will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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