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[Moody Blue Legend 61,473]

Thought you were safe, posting that in the B and F section, eh?!

[RFC55 108,934]

6 minutes ago, kristinayeppeun said:

I really appreciate the kind of topics post here. Thanks for sharing us a great information that is actually helpful. Good day! 

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I'd scud your farter 

[bluepeter 5,627]

7 minutes ago, Rfc52 said:

I'd scud your farter 

I think he'd probably scud yours, to be honest! 

[RFC55 108,934]

2 minutes ago, bluepeter said:

I think he'd probably scud yours, to be honest! 

[Guest]

On 27/06/2015 at 11:49 PM, Carsons Army said:

What have 32Red done wrong?

Fuck all. But just let the new era Rangers hipsters have their wee cause

[Guest]

I dont know how to play Poker, always wanted to learn though. Just dont know anyone who plays it regularly.

[NamibianBear 1,851]

5 minutes ago, Willis said:

I dont know how to play Poker, always wanted to learn though. Just dont know anyone who plays it regularly.

Stealth "I'm a genius poker player, know all the stats, got all the moves but gonna kid on I don't so I can fleece ya" thread

[Guest]

45 minutes ago, NamibianBear said:

Stealth "I'm a genius poker player, know all the stats, got all the moves but gonna kid on I don't so I can fleece ya" thread

I think I know how its played I just dont know any of the hands etc

[NamibianBear 1,851]

7 minutes ago, Willis said:

I think I know how its played I just dont know any of the hands etc

If you genuinely don't know how to play, you will get plenty of offers to teach you for "pennies"

[NamibianBear 1,851]

8 minutes ago, Willis said:

I think I know how its played I just dont know any of the hands etc

Just try get nothing matching, its easiest, pairs or three of a kind is really bad, get rid of them quick or fold

[Guest]

Just now, NamibianBear said:

Just try get nothing matching, its easiest, pairs or three of a kind is really bad, get rid of them quick or fold

I dont think I could deal with the stress of it, id end up feeling flushed

[jimgers 565]

Is there an Initiation ceremony and is the goat good looking?

[superallysbears 7,583]

Im a sky poker man myself, got down to the finale table a right few times in the tournaments sky poker run, won some decent money, never took the top prize yet but you never know? 

[SwordandShield 189]

I play on Full Tilt and Party Poker if anyone is on there. Only play cash games though, not tournaments etc

[tannerall 25,935]

Could you add a " Bluff" option to the "Yes" and "No" options ?  

[Guest]

Anyone know any good websites or youtube links that teach you to play?

[theiconicman 2,991]

10 hours ago, Willis said:

Anyone know any good websites or youtube links that teach you to play?

Most sites have practice tables that you can play. These tables don't cost to play but equally winnings are not worth anything either. 

 

Be warned though. They program the computers to be dumb so that you win. I've bet high on ridiculous hands and somehow 'win'. 

 

Try the same on a cash table and you'll have a short visit. 

[Jamie0202 12,272]

Post removed for talking pish pished at half 1 in the morning.

[Sket 13,610]

On 25/02/2016 at 2:12 PM, Willis said:

I dont know how to play Poker, always wanted to learn though. Just dont know anyone who plays it regularly.

I learned the basics in a couple of hours a few years ago when I started playing around 2007/2008. There was a massive boom back then,everyone was playing and you could get a live game pretty much every night of the week if you wanted.

 

I was pretty good for a spell,won a tournament in the summer of 08 and pocketed 10 grand. Seemed to die off about a year later though,now you'd need to go to a casino for a live game round here. I'll still play online on occasion but I prefer live games.

[GOAT 30,449]

I'm trying to teach myself poker, no-one really plays in my social circle, anyone know the best way to learn?

[wullyRFC 5,230]

37 minutes ago, GOAT said:

I'm trying to teach myself poker, no-one really plays in my social circle, anyone know the best way to learn?

Read up on the basics online like winning hands, blinds etc. then get on Sky Poker and play the 2p/4p games and don't go mental with raising or going all in untill you know what you're doing. Remember that being dealt a hand of 2♢ and Q♧ isn't a good hand and most people will fold or check but it's obviously down to the individual and who you are playing against.

[GOAT 30,449]

16 minutes ago, wullyRFC said:

Read up on the basics online like winning hands, blinds etc. then get on Sky Poker and play the 2p/4p games and don't go mental with raising or going all in untill you know what you're doing. Remember that being dealt a hand of 2♢ and Q♧ isn't a good hand and most people will fold or check but it's obviously down to the individual and who you are playing against.

I did read about it, but it's the checking and raising of the bets I'm finding difficult to understand and the big blinds and small blinds.  I just don't get that part, I know it's probably so simple, but the sites I've read what they're saying makes no sense to me.

[wullyRFC 5,230]

2 minutes ago, GOAT said:

I did read about it, but it's the checking and raising of the bets I'm finding difficult to understand and the big blinds and small blinds.  I just don't get that part, I know it's probably so simple, but the sites I've read what they're saying makes no sense to me.

I learned by playing yahoo poker not sure if its still on the go. Its for virtual chips so its extremely unrealistic as everyone just raises but you get a feel for the game and should pick up on the blinds and checking raising. 

I know the rules and how to play but have zero patience so rarely win as I just start raising and going all in to get it over with. My old man plays in pubs 2-3 times a week and can sit all night just just biding his time and wins quite often.

[Sket 13,610]

Decent tournament coming up in a few weeks at Hampden being run by partypoker. $109 buy in (60 odd quid)

 

2 day event,300k gtd. Around 42 grand for first,top 300 get paid. I'm going for it.

[RFC55 108,934]

Just now, Sket said:

Decent tournament coming up in a few weeks at Hampden being run by partypoker. $109 buy in (60 odd quid)

 

2 day event,300k gtd. Around 42 grand for first,top 300 get paid. I'm going for it.

Good luck mate