BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Isny the best but why? (wait till ye see he'll score a hat trick on Saturday ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 71,482 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Two words, he's shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BailliestonTB 270 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 hes rotten thats why Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack The Flipper 5,936 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 A modern Sebo Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 He's a puzzle. He does the hard parts - there's a clear talent that's he's got when it comes to his close control, touch, movement and the way he shapes/turns to get into the position/s in the first place ... then fucks the easy part. I can't get my head around it. It's frustrating as fuck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDFM 3,809 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Superior Striker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lloyd72 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Should get a refund on that Superior Striker shite he went to in the summer Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDFM 3,809 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Just now, K.A.I said: He's a puzzle. He does the hard parts - there's a clear talent that's he's got when it comes to his close control, touch, movement and the way he shapes/turns to get into the position/s in the first place ... then fucks the easy part. I can't get my head around it. It's frustrating as fuck. Assume you didn't see him run the ball out of play with about 30 years of space at the weekend? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausagetrunks 6,022 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 mediocrity at its finest Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 minute ago, RDFM said: Assume you didn't see him run the ball out of play with about 30 years of space at the weekend? Of course I did but you can point to the odd instances like that for every single player in the world - I've seen Ronaldo and Messi run the ball out of play before. I'm obviously talking generally. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,532 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, cushynumber said: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_gazza 1,065 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, K.A.I said: He's a puzzle. He does the hard parts - there's a clear talent that's he's got when it comes to his close control, touch, movement and the way he shapes/turns to get into the position/s in the first place ... then fucks the easy part. I can't get my head around it. It's frustrating as fuck. He was infuriating on Saturday, that ball that got played up the wing to him and he controlled it then went out for a throw in was horrendous. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, K.A.I said: He's a puzzle. He does the hard parts - there's a clear talent that's he's got when it comes to his close control, touch, movement and the way he shapes/turns to get into the position/s in the first place ... then fucks the easy part. I can't get my head around it. It's frustrating as fuck. Fair analysis and certainly beats the usual "he is shite" rhetoric. Gets into position but seems to lack composure when he has to find the target. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack The Flipper 5,936 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, cushynumber said: Had a good few voddies last night, thats what i felt my arse was doing this morning at work. Sare bum. :( Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Just now, King_gazza said: He was infuriating on Saturday, that ball that got played up the wing to him and he controlled it then went out for a throw in was horrendous. I know he was ridiculous on Saturday - so were the whole team. I'm agreeing his shooting is pish and he's not good enough but his overall play can be good at times - does the hard parts then fucks the easiest of finishes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 minute ago, siddiqi_drinker said: Fair analysis and certainly beats the usual "he is shite" rhetoric. Gets into position but seems to lack composure when he has to find the target. Nah mate I'm talking pish cos he ran the ball out of play on Sunday - take back that like you gave me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno's Manbun 2,631 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Unfortunately he's left footed and has 2 right feet. Still shell-shocked he won top goalscorer for us this season. Sad times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reformation Bear 6,453 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 The glory he envisions in his mind is sadly not translated from brain to foot to become the glory of goals in reality. A learner who constantly strives to learn, who takes it upon himself to get extra coaching to help his learning.........but who when it comes to the actual reality of taking goal scoring opportunities in matches cannot produce enough goals. A striver but in this league and for a Club of Rangers stature and with the pressures are there of needing to be seen to be successful..........he fails with a regularity and frequency that appears to be powered by the very best available Duracell batteries. He is so consistently disappointing as a goal scoring striker. He'll probably do quite well playing for another club in a different league away from the pressures at Rangers, pressures he does not seem to be able to master. Forest might be a better place for him to ply his trade. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amac9 2,060 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I've seen smackheads shoot better. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamie 4,842 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, K.A.I said: He's a puzzle. He does the hard parts - there's a clear talent that's he's got when it comes to his close control, touch, movement and the way he shapes/turns to get into the position/s in the first place ... then fucks the easy part. I can't get my head around it. It's frustrating as fuck. Whit the fuck you on about? He doesn't have any of the attributes you've mentioned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johanhentze 14,089 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, K.A.I said: He's a puzzle. He does the hard parts - there's a clear talent that's he's got when it comes to his close control, touch, movement and the way he shapes/turns to get into the position/s in the first place ... then fucks the easy part. I can't get my head around it. It's frustrating as fuck. You are right. But, if he did the easy part well, then he wouldnt be with us. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Hamie said: Whit the fuck you on about? He doesn't have any of the attributes you've mentioned. Myself and a few others disagree - maybe it's just you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Just now, johanhentze said: You are right. But, if he did the easy part well, then he wouldnt be with us. That's very true Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlueSky 259 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 He trains like a Rugby player and looks like one. Then he hits the ball over the posts. Glasgow Warriors sign him up Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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