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I will burst a hole in my pants with semen if we can pull this off. I'm in!

This rag is printing stories about specific people heading out the door. They should not be privvy to this information at this stage. Imagine they were to speculate that a Lord or MP was already out the door - it would never reach the presses. If this story is in any way inaccurate (7 players go instead of 11, Jig stays etc) it should be common practice in this country to quickly and cheaply prosecute those who printed the barefaced lies and review their right to report on world events. If this was the case, 90% of news sources would be out of business by the end of the week.

Oops, forgot Feb is shorter!

Payday tomorrow Hopefully this will be a big help.

Paul McBride on Twitter threatening legal action to anyone sending her abuse. He calls it...INTERNET BULLYING!!! This about a girl who made threats to Kyle Bartley Looking at her tweets, she is clearly very, very scummy.

Whyte claims he has been a stand-up guy since he arrived. A stand up guy wouldn't fuck around with our prospects of European football next season. Get a move on and do the right thing you pasty faced freak.

Papac has been a wonderful servant who played a large part in one of our finest ever achievements. If he is released, he will be sorely missed both on and off the pitch and I wish him all the best in his search for a new club. I'm positive he will find a quality new club down south so he can keep his family in the UK. Out of interest, do any of you think the filth will be circling our released players?

I cannot believe this is happening - it's one of the most incredible stories I have ever seen in the history of our bitter rivalry. They have literally declared war on us. This is the kind of provocation that leads to serious violence. Utterly, utterly shocked.

Their whole team will be full of world class managers

Can I have my hammer back? Cos you nailed it.

This summed up my sentiments exactly. Regardless of the cause, you'll never get people pulling in the same direction when it comes to money. It seems to be just human nature, and it fucking pisses me off!

The amount they can give will go up as much as it will go down, so this should balance out. The real threat to it's credibility is someone like Paul Murray heading up a campaign for part-ownership. Many fans will be put off by whoever tries to be the face of it. I reckon it would take Sir Walter himself to pull it off. Another thing I think will play a part is the current lack of a target sum. If someone could add up the money we would need to achieve x, y and z then it might help motivate people to reach the target. I know the target would be arbitrary, but these pledge drive's often benefit from some kind of end-goal. As a previous poster mentioned, it really depends how dire things get. To be honest I think the best way to drum up extra cash is to provide a Rangers alternative to things people already spend their money on. For example, Any bands that are bluenoses should play a festival at Ibrox. Ex-players should sign special edition shirts and photos for sale. They should also sell their old personal memorabilia at auction. We should have glamour friendlies. An e-commerce site should be set up geared directly to American customers buying merch. We should send Boca/Edu/Bedoya over to America to promote a kids fitness program or something on talk-shows. I'd buy Rangers bread and milk if I could!

Was just being sarcy. Removed it

Thing is, I knew it was over the line before I saw the replay. I bet plenty more people saw the same thing.

WE'VE BEEN FUCKIN ROBBED REF. IF THIS LEAGUE COMES TO DOWN TO GOAL DIFFERENCE YOU'RE FINISHED!

That was never Mervans fault! Wylde to blame.

It's a good point

Come on Mervan, stake your claim for a start next week.

Haha, sorry it's easy to assume!

What a save!

Well done lad

You haven't left the party mate, you've joined it!

Struggled to read this. Use some of these . and these , please.

FFS - "a massive cheque!" Aye right. But it does go to show he had a lot of people fooled.