The guy sells them outside Ibrox mate (Edmiston Drive coming from PRW). Quality is top notch, I've had the Cooper hoodie since last winter and it is still a big cracking fleecy ball of joy.
Imagine it was the other way around and McGregor had hospitalised this bint with the jaggy end of a shoe. I'm sure he'd be charged with a lot more than wasting police time. Do yourself a favour Allan and get rid of it.
Where is the pub? If the dish is above the pub (i.e. outside your window or reachable) you would probably be able to hook your box up to the pubs dish but you would still need a viewing card wouldn't you?