JamieD

A female deer

So you'll be supporting a former Celtic goalkepper. So just fuck most tims?

What does this even mean?He can retire any time he likes, and obviously doesn't want to.

Lendl left him, he didn't get rid of Lendl.

I would absolutely ride Joss Stone.
Something about that wee nose ring too.

Andy must love it when tournaments calculate serve speed in km/h. Only way his 2nd serve looks decent.

Balotelli's playmaking

Two points:
1) It's a crime that Totti hasn't played for Italy since 2006. His playmaking is still sublime, and Italy lack creativity.
2) Kompany is a brainless defender whose reputation is built mostly on using his athleticism to make last ditch tackles made necessary by his own positional errors. Last year he broke the offside trap and let Messi in, chased him down, hacked him and got sent off. Tonight his positioning was so bad that a 300 year-old Totti actually successfully ran at goal and scored.
I mean, what the fuck is this?

Wallace absolutely minced the fullback there

Clean your fingernails Jamie!

That's one way to get a TD.

It's more the complete lack of definition that looks strange, considering how ripped his upper body is (in contrast to most heavyweights, who don't bother).

Fucksake

Rallies are a brutal grind, as opposed to filled with attacking shots, while the commentators try to pretend it's a classic.

"I have to understand that the cameras are probably solidly on me, so I need to be smarter about that," Manziel said postgame.
Maybe try this.

A more accurate way of phrasing that would be that Efe Ambrose didn't manage to lose the African Cup of Nations.

DJ rubbing his thighs over the Natalie Sawyer & Hayley McQueen ice bucket video.

"I have to understand that the cameras are probably solidly on me, so I need to be smarter about that," Manziel said postgame.
Maybe try this.

Lovely goal again.
Look it might be clyde but this team have got it stinking from all of us for 3 games now. I think at times we should learn to praise them when they play well. We are far too many and critical IMO.
We've done all we could in this match and scored some great goals. It's a lot more like it and maybe just exactly what's required

Yes, it was excellent.

Miller's playing well.

For about 50 years Rod Stewart has managed to confuse people into thinking that liking somebody's voice means that person can actually sing. The game is up now, Rod. Go to bed.