minnbear

Had a wee look on the taig board and they seem quite pleased with the "honest mistakes" made tonight, not a conspiracy thread in sight. Never mind the poor wee souls will be back in all their full paranoid, martyred glory in plenty time for next season. CHAMPIONEEEEEEEEZZZZZ....GIRFUY YA MHANKY BASTARDS :uk:

Shooting's much too humane for the horse face wee poof. I wonder if the paranoid taig bastards will be OK with the "honest mistakes" made today??

I hope this puts to bed any doubt that if we lose any players in the summer, they will have to be REPLACED, even if we keep everyone we still need some fresh blood...... I wish there was a lottery where the winner gets to be alone with that wee F*nian cunt Mcgreedy, a couple of wires and a great big battery, I'd buy every fuckin ticket.

I, like quite a few other posters, have my reservations, but when it comes down to it, anything must be better than the torture we've had to go through about our clubs finances this season. All we can do as fans is get behind whoever it is 100% and hope he can take us onwards to a long period of domination, especially against those manky bastards who have been praying for our demise (I guess that could mean the fans of just about every other club in Scotland). If the guy is savvy enough to make himself a wee bundle at the same time then that's even better.... BTW, writing this has reminded me of how big a heroes Walter, Ally and the players have been this year, we know it and (whether they admit it or no) the tims know it...... SIMPLY THE BEST :uk:

I don't care if they play buck naked with wee blue streamers tied to to their schlongs, as long as they are good enough to make it 54 next year.

Forgot to add.... When coming to Ibrox as an Aberdeen supporter and mocking The Red Hand would be seriously detrimental to your health.

Being slightly bevvied and lying down on the the terracing to take a wee nap in a river of pish, then straight off the supporters bus and into the dancin (wondering why you couldnae score)..... oh and hardhats were worn instead of baseball caps.

If Ellis does say yes then I think we have no other option but to get behind him 100% and pray that he has the best intentions for our club's welfare at heart, the batphone at Ibrox doesn't seem to be ringing off the hook with other offers. I am just dying for some news that will give a GIRFUY to those mhanky bastards and let them know that their Hail Mary's don't work for shit.

Lets not forget the amount of guns over here, I live in Minnesota (a relatively peaceful state) and I could go out tomorrow and pick up anything from a revolver to an AK 47, I have also worked with some seemingly quiet guys in construction who swore they would never leave home without one "why bring a knife to a potential gunfight". If anyone thinks I am being over dramatic, then think back to Florida a couple of yrs ago when a Scottish guy was over there on holiday and because he was bevvied, started banging on the wrong door to get in, boom,dead, no charges filed (another case of home defense). IMO there are far too many recipes for a potential disaster here for very little reward especially when they will be geared up for trouble long before we get there. It seems to me that Rangers dignity applies to fans,players,and management but does not quite reach all the way up to board level, if any of them happen to be reading this (some hope)then I say to them....."FUCK BOSTON for a so called "friendly" with those toerags (or anywhere else for that matter).

I was a painfully skinny 13 year old prone to mild attacks of claustrophobia. My da had taken me to almost every Gers match since I was 7 (except the OF as he didn't think I could handle the crowds),finally my big day had come and I had hardly slept all week in anticipation. I was so overawed with the atmosphere that I can barely remember anything about the game but it was all i had dreamed of and then some, the last minute goal was the icing on the cake and I could not have imagined a more perfect day. Our nearest exit was stairway 13 but my da (God rest him), ever protective of my frail condition said "let's wait a wee while and go out that other exit and walk back round,this exit looks too busy". By the time we exited and walked back round past 13 we looked up and it seemed all hell had broken loose, we thought it was a massive fight on the stairs (a more common occurence those days)so auld Rab dragged me out of there pronto. Not thinking too much about what we had seen we got to the car and headed back to Wishaw, then we turned on the car radio,4 dead, 10 dead, 20 dead, after a few " dear God Almighty's" we drove home in practical silence as the true extent of the horror unfolded. About 2 mins after we got into the house and were still being hugged by our family there was a knock on the door,my da opened it to our downstairs neighbor, a diehard Celtic fan, when he saw my da he burst into tears saying that he had been sitting in silence since he got back from the match listening for my da's heavy footsteps and was in a state of panic as we were later than usual, I thought I had witnessed a lot in my early years but I had never seen a grown man anywhere near such a state and it is that memory of a celtic fan that sticks with me most about that fateful day. I'm not too good with words,and apologize if this seems long winded (it's taken me over 2hrs to type)but what I'm trying to say is that that sad day,would never and should never be used as an exuse for point scoring or snide remarks by anyone and I regard those who do not as evil but as I would a patient in a mental ward and I think this journalist has been given his info from one of these patients and has been too eager to believe what he wanted to hear. I hope we have set him straight and can now move on from this. As regards to Boston, I too have been there and met some nice people but I think having an OF game there would be a whole different case (just look at a st paddy's day celebration when they all come crawling out the woodwork to prove how " Irish" they truly are), IMO this has the potential of a PR nightmare for our club and a big holier than though pat on the back for minkers FC.

You can count the shadows ( and they probably did for the official attendance )

Head into Craigneuk, it's full a phannies (my quaint childhood scheme)

FFS I hope the decision makers at Ibrox aren't thinking we can get by without a replacement for Boyd because big kyle has finally found the net a couple of times,if they do then I think we'd be in deep shit. I hope I'm wrong but I just can't see Ibrox full of Robolaff banners as he knocks in his 25th of the season.

Is it just me or is this some clusterfuck, we could the get guest list for the pope's last pyjama party quicker than get a handle on this shit. If someone is trying to make us as paranoid as the mhanks, there giving it no a bad go.

This 100%... the sound of silence coming out of Ibrox is whats torturing me. I know there's a lot they can't tell us but FFS this isn't about China's nuclear program,a few wee clues would be nice.If this keeps up I'm going to have to start buying nappies again and my kid's 25 so they'll no be for him this time.

They are on there the night,talking about how they're staying in, looking out there windows and listening for polis sirens,hoping to see or hear about Bears getting lifted. What a shower a pathetic,twisted sweetie wife fuckin losers they truly are... Then to cap it off most of them are ending their post by proudly stating "at least when I waken up the morra ah'll still be a tim"... you couldn't fuckin make the shite they spout up. CHAMPIONEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ TIMMY GIRFU THE LOT OF YOU !!!!

This one's for you Da, and every other Da who were the first to take us through (or lift us over)the turnstyle at Ibrox and introduce us to the phenomenon that is Rangers FC and cannot be with us to share on this glorious day. I know if Auld Rab has any say in it "The Sash" will be getting laldy the night (whether its banned or no)... Simply The Best.

Ats big Kyle jist wun us ra league so eh huz....... GIRFUY TIMMY... CHAMPIONEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!

At first I thought it might be no a bad idea to promote us in the US (anywhere but Boston though)and then I came to my senses and remembered just how much those stinky taig bastards hate our guts. All year they have been having wet dreams about us going belly up and every single one of them would gladly give up a years giro to drive the first bulldozer through our stadium (not paranoia, fuckin fact).... FUCK THEM AND FUCK THEIR FRIENDLIES......... NO SURRENDER!!!!

I Think our Ibrox board (and celtics)act like puppet masters when they play with the fans loyalties , and this is just another fine example. on the one hand they want to keep the hatred between us and them , alive and well, as keeping that pot boiling sells plenty tickets and merchandise (which I am ok with,as I always have and always will detest those manky bastards), but when they think a couple bob can be made on the side,with a wee joint venture (using our rivalry as a side show)then they want to jump right into bed with the bed pishers, whether the fans agree with it or no.... "aye lets set it up in the biggest plastic paddy stronghold in the USA, It'll be nice and safe for our fans as long as they don't do anything to tarnish the clubs image,such as retaliate when attacked etc... then it should be a super event. As soon as we get back to Scotland both boards promise to restart stirring the shit right away to bring the hatred back to full boil and boost them season ticket sales"...... I guess its these strokes of genius that earn them the big bucks, while we struggle from week to week.

Way off topic here guys but I canny resist... can any US or Canadian fans know any website butchers who'll ship pies, sausage etc. to Minnesota, I get mines from Camerons of Kearney in New Jersey, but wondering if there's any others ?? BTW the Minnesota Twins just opened their new outdoor stadium this month, it would be a helluva lot more neutral venue than Boston.

We made it onto the Sun, but of course the mhanks are right there with us (like a smelly stain that you can't wash away).

yeah i think you are right mate! Northampton Loyalist I think,and the mhanks on kds were having a good giggle,they reckon that it was a certain Northampton bhoy, (saying he was Ellis) that was playing with him......??????

Only because funds are tight, we should keep Lafferty in the shop window and take one of the 7 or 8 million pound bids that come in for him in the summer.... another good bit of business.

Sheep 1st,then all the rest.