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I wouldn't hold my breath. He also said he'd post photos of his league cup winners medal. Was that a good photo?

Dennis, why do no other Gers players follow him, do you think? Given that he's been on Twitter for 3 months.

It says alot that no other Rangers player follows him, not even Vlad who he talks about alot.

I'll go out on a limb too since it seems to be smart arse season...he was a Gers player at the time he was tweeting whilst others were banned. If you read his earlier tweets, the imposter mentions that he doesn't know anything about the ban and questions why there would be one.

There is no way that is him. If it is, why was he allowed to tweet whilst all other Gers players were banned?

That made me laugh out loud!

Ah, I see.

I thought Hearts had already signed John Sutton though?

Cheers AMRFC_72, fuck knows what I was doing wrong.

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Impressive stuff mate. You certainly know your way around an Excel spreadsheet!

The guy looks like a beast, haven't seen much of him but he's the no-nonsense type of player he looks like then he could be what's needed. Found an interview with him and Asamoah Gyan who seems to follow him around, wouldn't mind the pair of them!

Andy Cameron

He tried to nick my toast.

Jimmy Bullard is a cunt.

I'm surprised at how many folk saying that they wouldn't want him. I think it's unlikely that he'll be back but if it was an option, I'd fucking love for him to come back. He would still do a good job for us.

Ironically, Newcastle could well be the club that comes in and tests Rangers' resolve with a big money bid. They have a wad of money burning a hole in their pocket and have still to replace Andy Carroll with a decent striker. I reckon Jelavic will still be at Ibrox next season though, ploughing a way into the Champions League group stages. If he performs well there, it'll be a matter of time before the big clubs want to take him off our hands.

Stubbing his toe on aeroplane seats? What travel related injuries does he pick up?

From Diouf's Facebook page: Things are looking good for my future at IBROX. I'm obviously keen to come back so I can show to my fan I can really bring to the table. When players are on loan , it's very hard to pick them because they are not part of the core squad.you can't build a team around on loan players. That's why I did not play as much .

I've always had a soft spot for Lafferty and his contribution at the business end of the past few seasons has been immense. There are still signs, however, that he's a bit hit and miss in front of goal. I've got a feeling that a Premiership team will bid for him in the summer. If we can recoup our money on him, I think McCoist might let him go.

You just want us to buy players called David, don't you?

I've got it on my phone. I'll try to upload it to YouTube.

On the matter of last night's attack, it was nice to see the fan hitting the shit for a change.

I was in London that weekend, staying at my girlfriends house. I was meeting her parents for the first time on the Sunday, they were picking us up and taking us to a restaurant. Whilst waiting to be picked up I was constantly texting my mate for updates and by the time her parents arrived, Celtic were winning 1-0 and on course for the league. I remember being in the car with my girlfriends parents and the results came on the radio. "Ya fucking dancer!" I screamed whilst my girlfriend and her parents looked at me in horror. I don't think I made a great first impression! What a feeling though. Going from the pain of losing out to the joys of stealing it from them in the dying minutes was phenomenal.

Cheers for posting this, I hadn't seen it. I'm looking forward to having Ally as Manager. He may not have the experience of managing in his own right but he definitely knows what being a Ranger is all about and his team will know too. I'd also like to think that given his broad popularity and appeal, he'll be able to entice top players to come to the club to play under his management. Exciting times ahead!