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Only managed to read the first 2 paragraphs and could actually feel myself getting a riddy.
One of the most cringeworthy things I've ever read. Ever. EVER.
 
 
 
 
EVER!

Dear Joey,I wrote to  you but still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got them
There probably was a problem at the post office or something.
your greatest fan, Ibrox noise

I can maybe help with that.

He's been shite since he came here. At the time, I felt signing him was a no brainer.
He's not anywhere near as bad as people make him out to be. A few mistakes when he was younger, albeit they were big ones, have tarnished his career.
For what it's worth though if his version of events really is what happened then I don't think he's done anything wrong.

Strangle the prick with his rosary beads.

Get this tarrier bastard to fuck

Ban this cunt

Joey Barton. His name is Joey Barton.
Take your Joseph Anthony shite to fuck whether it's initials or otherwise.
Fucking tarrier behaviour.

Joey Barton. His name is Joey Barton.
Take your Joseph Anthony shite to fuck whether it's initials or otherwise.
Fucking tarrier behaviour.

Whatever happens now, I'm glad we've all gave him a fair trial and not jumped to any conclusions that it was all 100% his fault.

Whatever happens now, I'm glad we've all gave him a fair trial and not jumped to any conclusions that it was all 100% his fault.

Whatever happens now, I'm glad we've all gave him a fair trial and not jumped to any conclusions that it was all 100% his fault.

Fair play tae him. She's decent

I hear ye
Black lives matter.

Leaking stories to the press and regarding  the toilets is arsehole behaviour but the biggest arseholes are the ones who wrecked the toilets.

The club should either come out now with the "real" story or back Barton's and put this to bed.
The silent stance is embarrassing now considering how big a story this has become.

The club should either come out now with the "real" story or back Barton's and put this to bed.
The silent stance is embarrassing now considering how big a story this has become.

The club should either come out now with the "real" story or back Barton's and put this to bed.
The silent stance is embarrassing now considering how big a story this has become.

Joey Barton in his third? Rangers appearance.
And no player should just walk into being Rangers captain.
Except Joey Barton after three Rangers appearances.
 

Do us a favour and take the Joseph Anthony shite to fuck

Do us a favour and take the Joseph Anthony shite to fuck

Oh naw I've been outed! ??

Of course. 
Remind me what Halliday did when he came on on Saturday?

Wallace was fucking dire on Saturday to be fair.
Halliday has no place bringing up the semi final against them either IMO considering most of the team haven't kicked their own arse since then. 
That game is long gone now the analysis was about Saturday's game and how to move on from it, not a chance to live off a previous victory.

Do us a favour and take the Joseph Anthony shite to fuck